Juan-Pierre

Juan-Pierre - THE MAN, THE MYTH THE LEGEND also known as the ALPHA. SITH THE STALLION. Trust you don't want to make clear eye contact with him or else you will be dazzled with unbeatable love poison. Juan- Pierre is the guy to go to for everything he is the plug he is the man he is the fixer. Golden Ponny Boy becomes him. Every surfer is intimidated by him, you name it, all of them inspire to one day be as a good as Juan-pierre. THE END EVERYONE WANT TO BE Juan-Pierre.

Girl 1- OMG I saw Juan-Pierre in the hallway and we made full eye contact

Girl 2- WHAT ? are you okay?

Girl 1- NO I need to break up with my boyfriend!

Guy 1- Yo bro do you know if Juan-Pierre is surfing in this contest?

Guy 2- Yea bro he is, no we will never have a chance darn it!

by 1234Blondie1234 February 1, 2023

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Juan is a type of person to air it out with no hesitation that nigga don’t give a fuck, he also has a large penis and his looks are incredible. If you ever get next to him in bed you will have to have 911 on speed dial as he’ll blow your back-out that nigga has some good dick. He’s a great boyfriend and will shoot a nigga for you.

Ava: Juan’s your boyfriend?! You’re so fucking lucky

by Shinyrock234 November 21, 2023

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Juan is a very perfect boy he is good at school, has a girlfriend, gets girls pregnant, never misses in bed, cracked at Fortnite, and makes good food. He likes to shave his penis hairs 24/7 bc they grow back faster then he runs for ur mom he is easy to know because its Juan everyone loves Juan and Juan loves everyone (mostly his best friends mom)

Henry: Juan you cant date 7 people
Joe: Bruh its Juan yes he can
Juan: I like beans

by Pop a lock December 9, 2021

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