Jordaned

One who breaks fucking EVERYTHING! i mean, seriously, WOW, he breaks a lot of friggin stuff. like door knobs and car windshields and stair cases.

dude, you Jordaned my fuckin door! AGAIN!

by cnelsngmfi March 2, 2009

jordan

a complete asshole who has no idea what he is talking about , fucks sheep every chance he can get

the guy over there is such a Jordan .

by billpc8 September 5, 2016

jordan

Hes that jersey kid who annoys the fuck out of you by ignoring everyone. However, if he did not do that then it wouldnt be him. All in all he is pretty chill and cool when he doesnt ignore you.

Friend: "Dude lets meet up with (person) at the movies.
Friend 2: "Its not worth it hes a jordan. He'll just ignore you"

jersey friend annoying

by notvicfierce February 6, 2014

Jordaning

When your boobs are so on point that everybody stops what they're doing to say "damn!"; always looking jaw dropping good

"Yo do you see that fine chick over there?"
"Damn! She's hardcore jordaning today!"

by DashinglySeth September 14, 2016

Jordaning

Masturbation

Davis is Jordaning.

by fuckmyasssideways September 22, 2013

jordan

another way of saying the number 23, used in instances whereas somebody might ask how old you are.

Frank: Happy birthday. How old are you now?

Mike: Jordan.

by TonyTheAnt November 28, 2006

Jordan's

Jordan's (girls) are beautiful funny tough funny amazing at sports and very smart. Jordan's are perfect in every way possible. People are always jealous about Jordan. Jordan's are very hipper and always happy and dream big, Jordan's are good friends to be with. Jordan's try there hardest for every thing, sometimes I'm BFFS with a Jordan and she is exactly like I described. I never want to let go of a Jordan

Man Jordan's is perfect

by Real thoughts June 18, 2014