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Jonas Brothers

A band that started in Wyckoff, New Jersey. The band consists of three guys, Nicholas Jerry Jonas - 16, Joseph Adam Jonas - 20, Paul Kevin Jonas II - 21. It started out when Nick got discovered in a barber shop and they had him write music. Kevin and Joe helped him write and sing the song ' Please Be Mine ' which made them get discovered too. They made one album with Columbia Records, called ' It's About Time'. After that they dropped that company and went with Hollywood Records, which they have gained three albums from. Their self titled album 'Jonas Brothers', their first platinum ' A Little Bit Longer', and their newest ' Lines, Vines, And Trying Times'. They are popular, but mostly for girls from ages 13-20. Boys normally don't like them, but there are some that do. They wear purity rings, which means no sex til marriage. Kevin recently got engaged to Danielle Delesea. They got engaged July 1st, 2009.
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jonas brothers

the most amazing boyband in the world.
inspirational and aspiring musicians.
by ashley sylvia January 19, 2009
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Jonas Brothers

"Wow, what Jonas Brothers."
"Dude, those guys are Jonas Brothers."
by JONASbrothersLOVERx7 March 23, 2009
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My Name is Jonas

A song by Weezer which is their first song on their first album.
weezer fan 1: What are some good songs?
weezer fan 2: My name is jonas is a great song. U should listen to it.
by edwild22 March 1, 2009
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Jonas Brothers Suck

A tested and proven fact. This band is so abysmally terrible that it would be funny if their "music" wasn't so god damn annoying. If you are a fan of the Jonas Brothers, then you are a tasteless individual who probably has no idea what real music is (see also: Jonas Brothers Fan).
Incredibly rudimentary guitar work, basic and stale drumming and ultra annoying, nasal-as-fuck vocals are what the Jonas Brother's "music" is composed of. It's not original or innovative in the slightest, either.

More proof that the Jonas Brothers suck, as though it was really necessary, is the fact that their fan base is almost entirely retarded. Just check through the comments on any of the many hate videos scattered throughout Youtube. Even scarier still is the fact that some fans actually actively seek out these videos just to attack them... and they say us haters have no lives. Ironic, huh?
by Wormaldson August 4, 2009
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Jonas Brothers Fangirls

Stupid girls usually who are between 12-17 who worship and pray and dream of having sex with the Jonas Brothers. They are mindless bandwagon followers who can't spell argue or think of any reason to like the Jonas Brothers than their (lack of) looks. They are like zombies you can't kill legally.
"Oh god those Jonas Brothers fangirls just flamed me for not being a zombie and liking the JB
by AlisaGirl1990 August 23, 2009
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Jonas Brothers

An amazing boy band consisting on three talented brothers - Kevin , Joe and Nick Jonas. I've read alot of the other definitions saying negative things about them and its complete rubbish! They are not gay! They write there own songs! They are really talented! I love them and so do loads of other people!
by Amz7xx September 14, 2009
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