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Jake

A super stupid kid who is probably short, loves making super un-funny youtube videos. But is probably dating some super awesome girl who is everything he needed in his life. Jake is super bad at everything so he probably won't go far in this world.
by LLAMAXRIDER December 2, 2019
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jake

shortest mf alive
jake is so short and tiny!
by aaaaaahhhhhhhhhh March 14, 2021
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Jake

"Jake" is a shorter version of One who's being a Massive Massive Massive Bell End.
Look here, you're kinda being a Jake right now!

Look here you're kinda being a Massive Massive Massive Bell End chap.
by Psuto-under June 12, 2017
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jake it

To not revise at all for a test but still, by some miracle, get a good mark.
Friend: Have you revised for the test?

You: Nah, I think I'm just going to jake it.

Friend: Haha good luck then.
by Je/suis/asparagus November 27, 2018
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Jake

Jake is a nice guy but he will break your heart he messes you around hes a big ugly assed fuckboy
by Gingeredemma July 5, 2018
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Jake

One of the sweetest boys you will ever meet, He is old fashion he will open doors and Treat you like Roytaly he has a great taste of music He has amazing hair and eyes he is a bad boy with a heart of gold every girl wants to be with him low-Key he is a amazing friend in every way He’s very sweet boy. Any girl is Jealous of his girlfriend, Jake is normally a popular kid with a awesome smile that makes any girl Happy. He normally has a deep voice He listens carefully and every girl loves to talk to him everyone comes to him for advice He has Great taste in clothes.He Spoils his Girlfriend With paragraphs and Gifts.
Girl 1:Who is that hot boy
Girl 2: That is Jake look at his eyes and smile
Girl 1 Yea

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by Nugget chicken liken April 21, 2018
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The Jake

A bathroom; the toilet. A place used to remove waste from the body.
Aight Jack im gonna go use the jake.
mugGet the The Jakemug.

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