jacob

long haired,skater dude who likez 2 play the guitar,smarty pantz kinda guy,laughz often,lovez scary moviez,doesnt get bored easily,wearz skinny jeanz bt not gay haha:),n likez to listen to tdwp <3 =D

jacob :)

by musiclover26 November 22, 2011

jacob

Someone who believes that he is truly a god, although his sexual life may not be so great due to his lack of manhood, he makes up for it with his charming tone, strong accent and discussions about tea, history, and 1980's music

Person1: See that guy over there?
Person2: Yeah, what about him?
Person1: That's a Jacob
Person2: Woah

by canthandlemyhandle August 14, 2016

jacob

Someone who thinks they are so cool but actally are 100% cringe

stop being a jacob

by jgtuigdrykff January 26, 2018

jacob

a jacob is a man that usually lives in texas, they are usually complete scrubs who play computer games often, they are usually nice decent people but may have trouble acting normal in group scenarios.

guy 1: you see that jacob on the server?
guy 2: oh yeah he is such a scrub right?

by the best mofo April 17, 2015

jacob

a dick, who has no friends

John is acting like a Jacob, a dick with no friends

by hulk1823 March 31, 2015

JACOB

jacob is a self centered, gay tool who everyone thinks is so annoying. he takes mirror selfies, flirts with every girl in his school and bites his lip more then anyone you'll ever meet. jacob asks girls to send him pictures in the shower and tries to touch their butts as much as possible. jacob may seem way starlight, but don't let him
mislead you, he is gay and obsesses over girls to cover it up. jacob is the definition of a douchebag

Girl 1: OMG JACOB IS THE BIGGEST TOOL IVE EVER MET IN MY LIFE

Girl 2: I KNOW, DID YOU HEAR HE WAS ACTUALLY GAY?

Girl 3: HES A GAY TOOL

by GiA September 4, 2016

jacob

Some tall white kid who thinks he is black just because his dad is part african yet jacob is white as fuck always skips class because he is too coward to learn and he is gonna fail yr 8 trolololololololoolol

fuck you jacob go fail yr 8

by random guy3990304 December 1, 2016