Caught one in the net

Like unto the Shart. When you squeeze out a fart only to discover that something more soild than gas has escaped, you have "caught one in the net".

Dude you stink! You really strained on that last fart, you better check your shorts, I think you caught one in the net!

by FIATC February 1, 2009

old man in the boat

When the clit is looked at from a side profile. An old man, wearing a cloak, bent over sitting a boat.

As I stared at her pussy from the side, I could almost see the old man in the boat pickup his pole to find that stinky fish.

by Necromantia September 21, 2015

one in the departure lounge

1. to have fecal matter in urgent need of ejection

shit man i got one in the departure lounge and ther aint no public toilets in Kreblekistan

by Ricey December 17, 2002

Chalfont[the neighborhood in philly not the town outside of it]

Chalfont is a suburb outside of philly

BUT

there is also a Chalfont in northeast philly.Chalfont is right near Parkwood,Morrel, & right next to Franklin Mills Mall.Its the craziest neighborhood ever.no one fucks with us.if u make fun of our neighborhood u will def get rocked.everyone drinks & smokes at the cap than we go to steak & hoe (steak and hoagie works) and eat when were all fucked up.

Chalfontthe neighborhood in philly not the town outside of it

also known as cfont,the font,theres more

by cfont June 3, 2007

May the odds be ever in your favour

hunger games thing

may the odds be ever in your favour

by uggghhghg October 8, 2020

the old tie-in

when you find something out one day, and then it keeps popping up in your every day life!

Scotty: "i watched Lord of the Rings for the first time last week and I've been hearing references to it everyday since!"

ex. Scotty: "ugh!! we're never going to be done with these dishes!"

Zach: "we may yet Mr. frodo, we may yet."

Scotty: "the old tie-in!!!!!"

by bitchincamaroXD November 26, 2010

Oochie in the coochie

This means she got dat fishy Lishy coochie she got that itchy bitchy coochie

This bitch Maria go oochie in The coochie

by Creepy bitch Bobby February 3, 2021