High School

Is like the Catholic Purgatory, in that people holier-than-thou beat you over the head (with textbooks rather than maces) and after suffering through this for a set period of time, you eventually are permitted to pass through the Pearly Gates when the Principal hands you the diploma. Of course, there is also the possibility of going to Hell by dropping out. But, no worries-- all high school affects is the fate of your immortal soul.

Parent-- "What did your English teacher assign for homework?"

Teenager-- "Dante. Pure torture."

Parent-- "Well, it might SEEM like Hell now, but don't worry-- it'll make you a better person. You can even use that when you send in college applications."

And then you wonder if you'll make it to college, or if your obituary will read 'cause of death: high school.'

by ChocolateMilkBuildsStrongBones June 25, 2009

High Day

1. Rebecca Black's "Friday" parody made by Rucka Rucka Ali.

2. A day where you get high as hell. My way of decribing 420.

1. Guy 1: "What's your favorite parody?"
Guy 2: "High Day" by Rucka Rucka.

2. Stoner:"Hurry up, Time!"
Normal guy: "Why?"
Stoner: It's High Day in 3 days."

by omega2900 May 6, 2011

high head

getting a blow job from a girl that is very stoned.

Dude, last night my girlfriend got so stoned she gave me high head for 30 minutes.

by Stewie318c.i. December 9, 2008

poop high

the amazing feeling you get after taking a poop. it doesn't matter if it is big or small, just as long as you get even the smallest turd out of your bowels.

man, i just had an amazing poop! i'm on that poop high!

by nattybbyxb August 1, 2011

The High Ground

When a man with a British accent chops your legs off because u are a idiot.

"It's over anakin, I have the high ground."
"AHHHH"

by fhuwegfuorvg February 12, 2021

Hemet high

A school filled with a bunch of white privileged kids who all have a nicotine addiction.

Hey just be glad you dont go to hemet high.

by Michealclout November 15, 2018

Aces High

1.) In a card game an ace can be the lowest or highest card in the deck, in this case it is the highest. If it was the lowest it would be known as Aces Low.

2.) High stakes; Slang for a dangerous event; No turning back

1.) While playing a card game someone asked, "Are aces low or high"? I replied, "It's Aces High"

by Josh Monroe July 20, 2010