Evan Hawk

Someone so intellectually lacking that they can only be referred to as a fucking idiot.

I was talking to my friend until he started acting like an Evan Hawk so I sacrificed him to Adolf Hitler.

by Anal salad May 7, 2019

braid hawk

grown out mohawk or variation with thin braids. worn by michale graves, formerly of the misfits, in marky ramone's blitzkrieg, a ramones tribute band led by drummer marky ramone.

michale graves changed his devilock into a braid hawk when he joined marky ramone's blitzkrieg.

by lrd127 July 23, 2010

hawking the higgins

When one masturbates one's partner with one's extra large feet so as to deposit the partner's semen in one's mouth. It is also necessary for said partner to screech like a hawk while the masturbator imagines a hawk's head on the partner's shoulders.

Damn, that motherfucker is hawking the higgins with relish; too bad his parade will be rained on by the fire of fury's love juice.

by In the next room September 15, 2008

faux hawk

the faggot mohawk
the mohawk for sissies that are too scared to shave their head

That fag has a faux hawk.Why doesnt he just shave it?

by devo12665 February 17, 2006

night hawk

What Counter-Strike calls the desert eagle

The night hawk I shot that guy with is really called a desert eagle

by Mister Happyface May 13, 2005

foe hawk

an evil version of the faux hawk that eats people alive

that foe hawk just ate bob :o

by Ryan Traynor December 10, 2007

Poon Hawk

One who searches for poon as a hawk searches for prey.

person1: Is Bob still looking for someone to go home with?
person2: Yeah, he's such a poonhawk.

by -poonhawk December 19, 2004