handshake orgy

A group of hands coming together to shake each other off

Daniel, Ford, and I just had this awesome handshake orgy. It felt amazing!

by handshake orgy man March 15, 2014

Hanuszak

The last name of the most beautiful girl in the world. She can make your life the best it could possibly be. She’s so amazing, that everytime you wake up, she’s on your mind. The thing is, she’s always on your mind. She’s like an addiction. She’s your addiction. She’s always gonna be the love of your life, no matter who you’re with. She’s gonna be the one that you love the most out of anyone in the whole entire world. Her incredible dark hazel eyes put you in a trance. Her desireable smile blinds you at the sight of it. Her cute giggle is the best thing you could ever hear, unless you’ve heard her singing voice. When she sings, her voice is so angelic, even the angels get jealous. All in all, she’s the perfect one for you.

Mrs. Hanuszak: *does nothing*
Austin: “OH MY FRICKIN GOD SHE’S SO AMAZING”

by Speedy Boii December 16, 2018

Handshake

A lot of people take a handshake as a sign of trust by both parties (and as a weakness, where it would be stupid to trust someone who's given you no good reason to trust them). Shaking hands, pounding fists, or bumping elbows often seems like an attempt to force another party to trust, make peace, or do business with another, which is why some people dont readily shake everybody's hand when they meet them (especially people they dont know, or dont know well). Not shaking hands lets the other party know the trust isn't there, and isn't guaranteed to get there.

Realistically, not everything works out between two people. A handshake doesn't fix anything, it only gives one party the sense that everything is okay with the other party. People should not rely on a handshake to determine whether everything is okay between two people or not.

by Solid Mantis April 12, 2020

Handshake Blowjob

Used by older groups of swingers

when everyone is nude ( so usually a pool party ) Couples meeting for the first time would frequently: A. Men shook hands

B. Women would hug each other

C. Women would then give the man they met a friendly slurp of his cock

( averaging 4 or 5 seconds )

I knew Jane & John were going to be fun people to have at the party. I could tell from the handshake blowjob when we met .... they liked to party.

by DJKOKC December 14, 2020

handshame

When someone sends you a hand pic and you think their hands are ugly or not pretty enough, and you say that out loud, you handshame them

Someone: omg John sent me a hand pic yesterday he has such a weird hand with

Emily: don't handshame them, it's rude

Someone: shut the hell up Emily

by Yourextradoseofinternetmaniac July 8, 2021

Addis Handshake

Similiar to the Nairobi Handshake. But involves full contact.

The girls at the bar were greeting customers with Addis Handshake...so they were reluctant to leave.

by AddisF August 19, 2013

Kentucky handshake

A handjob. Anytime someone pleasures another person using only their hands. "The ol' ball n' chain was too tired for sex, but she gave me a quick

Kentucky handshake!"

Catholic girls give good Kentucky handshakes!

by Shitbiscuit May 9, 2014