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you hacker you hit me through a wall
Hacker by BrianDictates May 30, 2018

Hackensack Handshake 

Originating in Hackensack, MN. Generally performed on out of towners as they pass through or other unsuspecting morons.

It is performed by first extending you hand as if to give a handshake before swiftly kicking or kneeing your target in the groin. When they double over, you then finish the act by smacking the kickee in the face.
"Man, what happen to your face?"
"Some hick got me with the Hackensack Handshake on our way to Bemidji."
Basement-dwellers who keep getting killed in the game so they act like pussies and install hacks. Hackers usually do this because they are absolutely shit in the game. Most other players that are in the game are called out as a "noob" for indulging in your local aimbot or ESP. They are also either fat or old in real life, maybe even both. Their only weakness is an admin or the game's system, as they have the power to ban a hacker from the game while choosing the death sentence whether it's a 1 week ban, 1 month ban, or even a perm-ban based on their crime. While some hackers can evade a ban by using a different account. They can get ip-banned so their accounts would be rendered useless.
Good Sir: Aww mate, a hacker just killed me in CoD
Other dude: Nah bro, its okay he gonna get banned my *censor bar*
Hacker by LoadingScreen June 5, 2018

Hawked Out 

When you are impaired to the point that your arms are glued down, your head is part of someone elses body, and you don't have legs anymore. In honor of the great Stephen Hawkins
I surpassed the point of high and got completely hawked out
Hawked Out by TheByrdman August 2, 2018
The Original Meaning for Hacker is actually not somebody who cheats or cheats peoples accounts.
I won and I got first place Hackathon! I was one of the best Hackers this year!
When a hacker kills you in phantom forces
YOU HACKER !!!!!!!!!!!!
hacker by TheAwesomeAwesomeBE November 16, 2018