handling the old lady

Another term for “fingering the ol’ foxhole”; female masturbation.

Martha found herself late for the bus because she was handling the old lady.

by Hswan33 February 16, 2018

Hurricane Handles

The handlebars secured to the walls of public bathrooms, usually near the toilets. They're meant for ease of access for people with mobility concerns, but double as bars to brace yourself with when The Big One hurricanes out of you.

After eating from a sketchy halal food cart, John gripped the hurricane handles so tightly that he bent them.

by Your chicanery buddy August 02, 2023

pull a handle on someone

To get over on someone such as taking advantage or stealing

" He tried to pull a handle on me "

" Luckily I'm not that stupid "

" He tried to pull a handle on someone "
" Goes to show what his getdown is "

by 408Sanjo November 30, 2022

Can't Handle It

My brother Johnathan, given a million opportunities and chances in life, yet still setup for failure because of plain stupidity and drug addiction.

Jake: oh man i just ruined this expensive thing.... Ethan: you just done a Can't Handle It!

by nao2357 February 22, 2021

Blossom Handle

A male sexual organ that has been sprayed with floral scented cologne/perfume

Monika: "Yo i saw Brad's dong last night"
Carlito: "Bruh"
Monika: "it's a real Blossom Handle

by Mr. Meme Dream Supreme September 27, 2019

matt handle

known for dressing as a woman and hosting prosbies. one time he vomited next to brendans bed...and gaby's jacket. but its ok, we swear by him.

can you matt handle this?

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