Funky Gym Junkie

During intercourse with a lady and/or man who regularly works out, insert your penis and/or dildo into a tub of protein and then, re insert it into the anus or vagina.
by Brokeback Mountaineer January 06, 2023
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Gym-John

When 2 males squat face to face in a gym while one twists the nipples of the other as if fine tuning a radio station
“I was 3 reps into my set when bro gym-johnned me…”
by TymmH June 09, 2024
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Gym tourettes

The random bursts of colourful language which are screamed at someone who is struggling with weights or exercise within a gym environment.
Those two dudes by the squat rack are both suffering from an extreme case of gym tourettes...
by Mr. Awesome Jr. August 21, 2013
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hobo in a gym sock

Like a hobo that pops out of a train or a rest stop bathroom unexpectedly. Or the creepy coach in gym class that’s always lurking around the locker room waiting to find a forgotten gym sock.
Well I’ve never borrowed one of those things with pages and words unless it was from a library... but boy the late charges suck when they bill you a few years later. It must be a good book if it keeps disappearing like a hobo in a gym sock. I think I may get a copy for us both on amazon and avoid any late fees. ❤️
by Ellebellewa November 23, 2019
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Gym pansie

Play on words with chimpanzie meaning your a bit thick and that you are a weakling and a poser and who needs to go to gym to inflate your ego
Your just a gym pansie bruv
by kellog10 May 11, 2014
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itchy gym butt

when you've pooped recently and then go work out and while working out develop an intense irressistable ass itch that won't quit without the fiercest of scratching.
Monday I ate chili, tuesday afternoon I took a big shit then went to the gym. On the elliptical I had itchy gym butt something terrible.
by Kanisha J. January 22, 2014
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Gym budgie

Gym Budgie (noun):

A gym-goer who spends more time admiring their own reflection than actually working out. Just like a budgerigar parrot obsessing over its own image in a mirror, the Gym Budgie flexes, adjusts their tank top, and checks every possible angle—because gains don’t count unless they’re seen. Often spotted near the dumbbell rack, striking poses between sets of mirror curls.
“Bro, did you even lift, or are you just here for a staring contest with yourself?”
“Nah, he’s a total Gym Budgie.”
by ms1604 March 01, 2025
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