gut the lizard

to take a shit. the same as to "bleed the lizard" but from the arse instead of the penis.

1) just off to the shitter to gut the lizard
2) "i'm off to the toilet to bleed the lizard"
"i'll come too, i need to gut mine"

by chester jay November 11, 2009

Girl Guts

The crotch of a female.

Jenny had to quit marshal arts after she got kicked in the girl guts.

by jimmehb July 28, 2016

gut flush

The sudden and often violent series of bowel movements that occur after one has eating something his or her digestive system disagrees with. Often painful, this explosion leaves the recipient weak and tired but with a huge feeling of relief.

Guy 1: What are you going to KFC for?

Guy 2: I've been blocked for weeks. I need a gut flush so bad right now.

by the dirty liberal April 24, 2010

Gut Roti

When you got those awful stomach pains often brought on by hunger, contraban intake, or bad hot food. Its the most horrific feeling one can have, like eating wiped ass.

Snowman: Arena Pizza
Yonoid: No way the food there gives gut roti

by Foug April 3, 2003

Lean gut

A skinny person with a big round belly

That boi got a lean gut

by Not your average nigga July 3, 2021

Gut flopping

When people are sexually going off then an obese person will raise their stomach and flop it in their partner so it makes a large SMACK noise😂 It's weird ik lol

It was so weird he just started gut flopping me, I've never been with anyone whose done that before

by Imma.holo.sexual January 29, 2017

Patu Guts

The expression "Patu Guts" stems from colloquial New Zealand culture. It is an hybrid of the two formal New Zealand languages, Maori and English.
The word 'Patu' is the Maori word for dirty, and often used colloquially to denote 'stink', 'crappy' or similar.

The amalgamation 'Patu Guts' therefore refers to someone who has crooked guts, flatulance, or other similar issues.

You've got real patu guts.

by n1neam January 6, 2010