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German goodbye

In Germany while saying goodbye you then proceed to punch said person in the gut, groin, or face with the full fury of mein fuher. May be followed by words like "shcnell!!" Or "nein!!". A tradition since the Nazi regime
Nazi superior: and this is how we say goodbye in Germany, Indiana Jones....

(Punches him in stomach)

Traditional German goodbye
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Irish Goodbye

A goodbye taking more than 1 hour and in which a new conversation begins. People can spend hours on end standing in the driveway talking, during an Irish Goodbye. Not limited to Irish people, but very common among large Irish Families.

This type of goodbye is different because the more serious one is about leaving, the longer they stay around for.
T: Im going to bed for real
H: Okay goodnight
T: Wait, did you hear the new ___ album yet?
H: Yes, wasnt it amazing??
T: Most awesome of all time because...

*3 hours later*
T: Okay this Irish Goodbye must come to an end. I'm going to just hang up the phone otherwise we'll never stop talking.
by The Ruffio March 1, 2010
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Goodbye Tension Hello Pension

The definition of this short phrase : If someone says goodbye tension hello pension it means they are a retired dota player. They will usually purchase a mug with the phrase on or an official t-shirt to confirm their retirement.
Rod: Hey there ted , ermm sorry but look what t-shirt i bought ( shows shirt )

Ted : Omg that shirt says goodbye tension hello pension on it !

Rod : yeah it does ... urmm im retired ...

Ted : Omg no way !!!
by TheConfectionarySalesman November 28, 2009
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second goodbye

where you'll say goodbye to somebody, but end up staying and talking even longer, thus starting a "second goodbye"
ricky and nichole have made it past the second goodbye and up to about a ten-goodbye
by Ricky Frank November 10, 2007
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Minnesota Goodbye

its when you poo on your homies doorstep when leaving
I gave the Minnesota Goodbye to my friend Nolan
by SpeakerOfFaxington December 17, 2021
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goodbye

LOL, YOU Imposter!!!!!!!
The Real Kung Fu..... calls himself the
Imposter.........LOL!!!!!!!!!!
by kung fu jesus the king November 11, 2004
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