by Zombie slayer bin January 25, 2016

Noun: a person participating in activities of trolling and/or tomfoolery of an unspecified variety or category
Person A: "So you literally replaced all the salt in the shakers with sugar?"
Person B: "Yeah, I'm a bit of a Goober"
Person B: "Yeah, I'm a bit of a Goober"
by IareGM April 9, 2023

by mewity! April 18, 2023

by not_gooberous February 21, 2025

by anonymous August 30, 2025

A term used for someone who is a fuck cunt, a fat worthless waist of life, a Goober can be found in their natural habitats of picking their nose and eating it in public. Goobers are also known to beat their little peckers in an aggressive manner. Goobers are the worst creatures to have around. Their mating call is a high pitched autistic screech.
by Dik8utt February 21, 2019

at the retirement home's aerobics class, the trainer projectile vomitted because so many grungeny goobers were visible
by lumi_kuma March 10, 2010
