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Goober

Noun: a person participating in activities of trolling and/or tomfoolery of an unspecified variety or category
Person A: "So you literally replaced all the salt in the shakers with sugar?"
Person B: "Yeah, I'm a bit of a Goober"
by IareGM April 9, 2023
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goober

a term commonly by the youtuber Polygon Donut to determine something silly
by mewity! April 18, 2023
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gooberous

someone who has alot of phases
my huzz gone luh gooberous today vro💔
by not_gooberous February 21, 2025
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Gooberism

When someone's whimsy is silly; borderline stupid.
Mat is quite a goober. He shows signs of gooberism
by anonymous August 30, 2025
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Goober

A term used for someone who is a fuck cunt, a fat worthless waist of life, a Goober can be found in their natural habitats of picking their nose and eating it in public. Goobers are also known to beat their little peckers in an aggressive manner. Goobers are the worst creatures to have around. Their mating call is a high pitched autistic screech.
Come here Goober.
Quit being a Goober Billy.
by Dik8utt February 21, 2019
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grungeny goober

a term used to describe any old man or woman's genitals
at the retirement home's aerobics class, the trainer projectile vomitted because so many grungeny goobers were visible
by lumi_kuma March 10, 2010
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