fortnite kid: haha i just one pumped you your ass
me: *wanting to punch this kid and fucking hurt him*
me: *wanting to punch this kid and fucking hurt him*
by anonymous October 28, 2021
Get the Fortnitemug. A game that made me lose my house, family, kids, wife, and 50,000 v-bucks. I'm living on the streets with the 50 rare skins that I bought. Plz help *Crouch* *Uncrouch*
by 100gamer456 November 12, 2019
Get the Fortnitemug. by TheresNoSpaggetInMySoul May 28, 2018
Get the Fortnitemug. Toddler 1: Yeah im gonna be the first one to get a girlfriend...
Toddler 2: How?
Toddler 1: By playing fortnite
Toddler 2: *punches toddler 1 in the face* For cod
Toddler 2: How?
Toddler 1: By playing fortnite
Toddler 2: *punches toddler 1 in the face* For cod
by AdoptedGremlinQueen December 16, 2020
Get the Fortnitemug. by TungVoid August 18, 2018
Get the Fortnitemug. Dude 1: "Yo fortnite old af"
Me: "Your just a hater"
Everyone: ".......... agreed..."
Dude 1: "Wait for it"
Epic Games: "Fortnite Season 12 Is postponed"
Everyone Including Me: "Sigh" (Pause) "Enough said, switch to pubg
Me: "Your just a hater"
Everyone: ".......... agreed..."
Dude 1: "Wait for it"
Epic Games: "Fortnite Season 12 Is postponed"
Everyone Including Me: "Sigh" (Pause) "Enough said, switch to pubg
by revolver196831 February 10, 2020
Get the Fortnitemug. A game that is well played over the whole freaking world and is taking over like crazy. Fortnite is a 100 player game where you jump of a bus and skydive to a place to gather loot. Once you are done looting, you have to move to the circle or if you are already in the circle, stay there. Also, watch out for people that want to kill you and so you have to kill them back. You can run solos, duos, and squads, and other game modes that epic games puts in the game. What makes this Battle Royale game unique is that it has the ability for you to build and that can help you when fighting players in he game. You can get wood, brick, and metal to help you build and the MAC material you can get is 999. So you have to be the last one standing and win the game. It also is a game where your girl leaves you because you are addicted to Fortnite! I recommend this game for sure.
Person 1: yo wanna run duos
Person 2: sure let me tell my girl that ima play with you because we were supposed to go to dinner
Player 1: aight bet
Player 2: yo I broke up with my girl
Player 1: why what happened
Player 2: fuck it let’s just run duos I’ll tell you later
Player 1: alright now that we won, tell me why you broke up
Player 2: because I fucking play fortnite too much that she hated me because I don’t give her a lot of attention
Player 1: hey man, bros before hoes so fuck let’s run again
Player 2: aight bet
Person 2: sure let me tell my girl that ima play with you because we were supposed to go to dinner
Player 1: aight bet
Player 2: yo I broke up with my girl
Player 1: why what happened
Player 2: fuck it let’s just run duos I’ll tell you later
Player 1: alright now that we won, tell me why you broke up
Player 2: because I fucking play fortnite too much that she hated me because I don’t give her a lot of attention
Player 1: hey man, bros before hoes so fuck let’s run again
Player 2: aight bet
by Aightbet_fortnite June 8, 2018
Get the Fortnitemug.