french dunking

Dipping your bawls into a girls mouth; when a girl sucks on a guy's testicles.

She's a good bawl sucker; shes great at french dunking.

by James Ricardo 3rd July 1, 2006

french tip

the act of skeeting on a girls foot in order to be able to hug and/or kiss her after intercource

Once we get to vegas i'm going to french tip every girl i see

by .:nickLee:. July 2, 2007

french pox

syphilis

Kim gave her man a little gift of French Pox

by queenangie April 9, 2017

French Piss

When a female is urinating, a male counterpart urinates in between her legs into the same waste disposal unit.

Dude, Johna and I both had to use the bathroom, so we took a french piss.

by 7" soft November 22, 2011

French Uppercut

A french kiss done with such force that a person receiving it feels deepthroated.

by the Cactus

I got a french uppercut last night. At that time I did not know if that was a tongue or a dick.

by frenchuppercutreal March 22, 2023

French cunt

A person whos french.......and is a CUNT!!!... which is most of them ha

I went ta france and saw a load of french cunts....for real...yezzir!!

by Megaman09 January 6, 2009

french army

The French Army has proven to be one of the most superior armies of the past. The key leaders of great French militaries are Charlesmagne, Louis XIV, and Napoleon.

Also, during its war of independence, the french were fighting a civil war AND invasions from England, Germany, Spain, Italy and from the Dutch. that is five incoming armies.

Many times people claim that the french army is poor because they lost in WW2. which neighboring country didn't lose to the Germans? the only reason that the English survived was becuase of the water.

Not to mention that the Americans would have never won their war of independence without the help of Lafayette and the French navy.

Stupid French Army jokes are based upon no real historical facts. One with a basic notion of history will tell you that the French have had one of the most succesful militaries in history

One of the most succesful and powerful conquerors was Napoleon leading the French Army, which struck fear into all of their oppenents hearts.

by Adrien May 7, 2004