by Big Dick Baller March 9, 2009
Get the Hockey Puck In The Droorsmug. A quick shower in which one only washes the armpits, the feet, and the privates. Derived from the five places to shoot the puck past the hockey goalie- the four corners and between the goalie's legs.
I didn't have much time after working out to get cleaned up before going to class, so I just took a hockey-goal shower (or, I hockey-goaled it).
by Troyus Maximus October 17, 2008
Get the hockey-goal showermug. (One Man)
When a man inserts his dick into the asshole of a woman with no arms or legs and pushes her across a flat surface using only his dick muscles and his knees.
(Two Men)
Same as above except the men have to fight for possession.
When a man inserts his dick into the asshole of a woman with no arms or legs and pushes her across a flat surface using only his dick muscles and his knees.
(Two Men)
Same as above except the men have to fight for possession.
The man decided to challenge his friend to a Houston Hockey Game for possession of his wife. She suffered severe burns(and a sore asshole).
by stopaskingmeformyname March 5, 2011
Get the Houston Hockey Gamemug. n. body of persons clustering in small groups ranging from five to six individuals for the purpose of consumerism, esp. Walmart.
As I approached the store front I passed a mexican hockey team carrying bags of their recently purchased goods.
by scabbrain April 3, 2010
Get the mexican hockey teammug. boys on the redwing hockey team who seem to be challenged when it comes to making a color choice for their jerseys
by gellyfish April 20, 2005
Get the flamboyant hockey playersmug. When a Canadian boy becomes a man, he goes into the woods with 11 other boys to the secret ice rink. They squeeze a wolverine until a round hockey puck shaped poo appears. (This is a brutal process which often requires the use of many wolverines, since many are squeezed till they pop) If a suitable wolerine is found, a badger or large rabbit works too. They then play hockey using frozen geese. If the ceremony is interrupted by a Bigfoot, then the boys are cursed to never be men and eventually become transgender. The winners of the game brutally slaughter the losing team's players using only a stick and a pine cone. The winners also claim all of the losers maple syrup and women
Carl: We're both about to be men, and i want your syrup and women!
Bobby:let's settle this with a game of Canadian butt hockey!
Bobby:let's settle this with a game of Canadian butt hockey!
by Daddy Lala from Canada June 18, 2018
Get the canadian butt hockeymug.