by Big Dick Baller October 29, 2008
A quick shower in which one only washes the armpits, the feet, and the privates. Derived from the five places to shoot the puck past the hockey goalie- the four corners and between the goalie's legs.
I didn't have much time after working out to get cleaned up before going to class, so I just took a hockey-goal shower (or, I hockey-goaled it).
by Troyus Maximus August 23, 2008
(One Man)
When a man inserts his dick into the asshole of a woman with no arms or legs and pushes her across a flat surface using only his dick muscles and his knees.
(Two Men)
Same as above except the men have to fight for possession.
When a man inserts his dick into the asshole of a woman with no arms or legs and pushes her across a flat surface using only his dick muscles and his knees.
(Two Men)
Same as above except the men have to fight for possession.
The man decided to challenge his friend to a Houston Hockey Game for possession of his wife. She suffered severe burns(and a sore asshole).
by stopaskingmeformyname February 18, 2011
n. body of persons clustering in small groups ranging from five to six individuals for the purpose of consumerism, esp. Walmart.
As I approached the store front I passed a mexican hockey team carrying bags of their recently purchased goods.
by scabbrain April 03, 2010
boys on the redwing hockey team who seem to be challenged when it comes to making a color choice for their jerseys
by gellyfish April 21, 2005