by zazababycat December 10, 2024
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Get the Felanious mug.A Mustacheo’d man boy who puts on a fake southern twang and pretends to enjoy low end seafood in an attempt to seem blue collar meanwhile their wrist are adorned in strip club VIP badges.
Man, that feltner who just went into the red slipper room totally stole my baked clam casserole when my back was turned. He said sorry y’all in the fakest accent. What a feltner.
by Jason Tippet February 24, 2025
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Felon: "hey Carl, you hiring?"
Carl: "Yeah Dude, can you run a chainsaw?"
Felon: "fuck yeah dude! I got tons of experience in that! I chainsawed my girlfriend into pieces. That's how I got my first felony!"
Carl: "Right on. When can you start?"
Felon: "Right after I get that body out of my trunk... Can I run the wood chipper too?"
Carl: "Of course. You at clearly qualified and trustworthy. Welcome to Fellon's Tree Removal."
Carl: "Yeah Dude, can you run a chainsaw?"
Felon: "fuck yeah dude! I got tons of experience in that! I chainsawed my girlfriend into pieces. That's how I got my first felony!"
Carl: "Right on. When can you start?"
Felon: "Right after I get that body out of my trunk... Can I run the wood chipper too?"
Carl: "Of course. You at clearly qualified and trustworthy. Welcome to Fellon's Tree Removal."
by Double take July 10, 2025
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While widely considered shocking or disgusting in many cultures, felinivory has been historically practiced in some parts of Asia. Today, it’s rare and often illegal. The term sometimes pops up in survival stories or extreme food challenges. It’s a nasty and disgusting thing btw
While widely considered shocking or disgusting in many cultures, felinivory has been historically practiced in some parts of Asia. Today, it’s rare and often illegal. The term sometimes pops up in survival stories or extreme food challenges. It’s a nasty and disgusting thing btw
“That Korean kid at school eats cat meat, this is called Felinivory, it is usually a thing in China, Taiwan and Korea, y’all should stay away from him if you’re an ailurophile”
“Idk what you’re talking about — cunnilingus or felinivory? Either way, it’s nasty as hell.”
“Idk what you’re talking about — cunnilingus or felinivory? Either way, it’s nasty as hell.”
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