fart tone

A ring tone that’s the sound of a fart.

Dude, that hornblower fart tone rudely woke me out of a sound sleep - so I answered it!

by Dr Bunnygirl April 6, 2019

Clean Fart

A "Clean Fart" is one that has no apparent smell.

"Jim let out a massive one last night under the covers. Yet, there was no smell at all....guess it was a clean fart!"

by MJB62 February 17, 2014

Nuclear Fart

A fart so bad that the putrid smell embeds itself almost permanently into absorbent materials such as fabric. Similar to the half-life of radiation lasting for years after a nuclear bomb.

Dude, this couch still smells like ass from your nuclear fart last week. It has never smelled the same.

by Nirvanafanatic619 July 29, 2020

farts-in-a-box

Kind of like a child’s jack-in-the-box but with a noxious fart-cloud released instead.

The festive looking farts-in-a-box musical device was cranked with glee until the boy realized what the “Pop Goes the Weasel” tune would finally mean.

by Dr Bunnygirl January 12, 2019

Dad fart

farts that smell so terrible that toleration is non existent. These farts smell often of rotten eggs and such other materials that are cringed upon. Many kids experienced dad farts when they were children.

dude 1: I think i might be sick, i dont know what i ate, these farts smell disgusting

Dude 2: nah man, you just have a common case of the dad farts.

by supersilicone September 13, 2012

Fart wafting

Fart wafting is a way to share your fart with other people..or if you just feel like a cheeky sniff of the badboy yourself. The conventional way to "fart waft" is to cup your hand slightly and use mainly the wrist to waft the fart away. The more experianced fart wafters tend to put backspin and better wrist movements to help the fart travel. If you want to share your fart to many people then some fart wafters tend to use a book, magazine or folder of some kind.

after letting of a massive fart, gaymouth did some fart wafting.

by Alfred Alan December 8, 2010

Fart Furnace

After you fart many times while sitting on the couch, when you get up it is warm and the smell is there for a long time afterwards.

Todd watched the football game on the couch. When he left the fart furnace kept the room warm for hours.

by TigerDoc January 11, 2008