scratch and sniff eddie

A young girl who takes great pleasure in scratching her bum hole and then sniffing her fingers. on occasion she uses spray for an extra scent

in class you see her routing down her trousers and then putting her fingers by her face causing a rash she uses baby bum cream for this problem.

by Edwina's Hinee May 20, 2005

fat eddie

a person who is emotionally or physically scarred and is turned gay by his experiences.

(observing two dudes kissing) Damn, those fat eddies are grossing me out.

by Timmy K May 2, 2004

compton ass eddie

one word eddie mort, he thinks hes black and that hes the shit.

he drives an s-dime and wears south pole clothes and phatfarm shoes

by ottwe February 16, 2005

Mr Eddie

A term used to describe an arsehole and twatwatched over by odie and mate of forumers of consolevania. can have humorous qualities and tries to be his best

Born 666-333BC(c.)

David was being a right Mr Eddie

by David Innoway January 27, 2007

fast eddie

The act of a female orally stimulating a males nipples while simultaneously manually stimulating his member, often resulting in a "fast" orgasm.

Yeah, I didn't realize it, but I'm into "fast eddies."

by derbyroller April 20, 2008

Frozen Eddie

The act of freezing fecal matter and inserting it in someones anus whilst they sleep.

Ross: Ouch man, I woke up with such a sore ass today!
Danny: Your mom probably gave you a Frozen Eddie.
Ross: Man she's such a douche!

by Daniel Lawless November 15, 2006

Fast Eddie

A sexual act whereby the male mounts a female, dogie style, and inserts middle and ring fingers of each hand into her mouth and pulls back as though one were pulling up on the reigns of a horse. The primary goal of this maneuver is to keep a talkative, annoying female from ruining the sexual experience.

That girl is kind of cute, but just runs on with the mouth and talks too much. I'd have to "Fast Eddie" her.

by FastEddie73 February 22, 2011