Dylan

A cool guy that get dumped don his birthday because a girl liked her ex again

"Your girl dumped you on your b-day!aw man dude,you must feel like a Dylan."

by ralph da boss January 3, 2018

Dylan

A cunty ass giraffe lookin bitch with a horrible sense of humor and disturbingly large eyebrows and a fucked up nose.

Jenny, "Ew who's that?"
Stephanie, "That's Dylan."

by orgy4ever December 13, 2018

Dylan

Loves Number 12 Cock

Dylan Woah Nice Coc

by gawiest December 26, 2020

Dylan

Amazing friends however he is b being stalked and harrassed by unknown force

Dylan has been off lately

I wonder why

by Ur mamaaa November 22, 2022

Dylan

He is one of the biggest jerks you will me, if you see one stay away from a Dylan

P1: who’s the new kid

P2: Dylan
P1: I heard they are jerks let’s not go near him

P2: yeah I agree

by the real gunk November 26, 2019

Dylan

Is the sexiest person ever and u should send him titty pics

Dylan:titty pics

Girl:yes

by Dylan_no_comment January 31, 2021

Dylan

A guy who never shuts the fuck up. Makes you wanna die at every interaction you make with him. No actual humor or personality in this vessel. Just a husk and a waste of gods precious time and savings

Guy 1: Hey is that DYLAN
Me: hope he dies in a fire

by Niggaweinerman March 15, 2019