A man whom is dressed by his high maintenance girlfriend to appear as a "brand whore" or "douche - bag". From the Ralph Lauren shirts with popped collars, fake tan, conji tattoo, crooked hat or spiked hair and Polo Sport cologne. Must be consuming a Grey Goose Martini.
Matt is Sally's little douche-puppet!
That high maintenance bitch has really dressed him like a douche puppet.
If he could dress himself, he wouldnt look like a douche puppet.
That high maintenance bitch has really dressed him like a douche puppet.
If he could dress himself, he wouldnt look like a douche puppet.
by Leaky1111 December 10, 2009
Dou-che-napp-ing
When a giant douche kidnaps a joke in a real-time discussion, then posts it on Facebook for credit, all while simultaneously bragging about his ubber biceps and amazing salary
When a giant douche kidnaps a joke in a real-time discussion, then posts it on Facebook for credit, all while simultaneously bragging about his ubber biceps and amazing salary
a potential Douche-napping example:
A old semi-douchey co-worker contacts you via IM. You decide to tell him a joke created by you and no other. He hijacks the joke and posts it on facebook as his own, while simultaneously talking to you about how cool he is!
A old semi-douchey co-worker contacts you via IM. You decide to tell him a joke created by you and no other. He hijacks the joke and posts it on facebook as his own, while simultaneously talking to you about how cool he is!
by w3birdman March 01, 2011
A person who thinks that they are better than you for the single reason that they overpaid for an Apple Computer.
Mac Douche - "Oh, you're still using a PC? Shame... I can do all this cool stuff on my mac that you couldn't even dream of doing..."
Person - "Don't be such a mac douche. All macs are good for is dicking around."
Person - "Don't be such a mac douche. All macs are good for is dicking around."
by erud September 28, 2009
by ThatKid69 June 10, 2009
With hybrid automobiles, recycling bins on every corner, energy saver lights, and "green" water bottles, it's hard not to jump on the eco-friendly bandwagon. We do love our planet earth after all. But if you take your love of mothernature to a point which jeopardizes every social relationship you have, you have become an eco-douche. If you publicize your hate for people who bathe regularly, you are an eco-douche. If you roll your eyes when you see a person drinking out of the actual starbucks paper cup, rather than a handblown glass jar, you too are an eco-douche. As they say "Bros before hoes." Mother nature is not your hoe.
Leo: Hey man, yesterday Jack kicked me out of his house after I flushed the toilet. He said he only flushes for "number 2."
Andrew: God. He has become such an eco-douche.
Andrew: God. He has become such an eco-douche.
by smema February 10, 2010
Anyone who is arrogant as hell and a douchebag. Who isn't very good at anything but they think they're the shit.
Erin Grimmot is a cocky douche.
by Paul December 13, 2004
John: (watching Bush on TV) This guy is such a douche bag.
Alex: I think all governments take part in douche bagery on one level or another.
Alex: I think all governments take part in douche bagery on one level or another.
by emptsent January 04, 2008