depression masturbation

The act of masturbating to the most fucked up shit you can find on the internet while on 20% phone battery in the toilet or outside so that when you find the material to masturbate to, your phone will run out of battery and you can only use the image that has been instilled to your mind and the fresh smell of toilet shit.

Person 1: Hey man, how ya feeling this Monday morning.
Person 2: Not so good man, I feel like my life's going to shit.
Person 1: Then why not try depression masturbation, it won't make you feel better but you'll at least feel regret.

by Señor Spaghetti July 24, 2016

GREATEST DEPRESSION

The Global Depression that started in September 2008 and will continue for a dozen years.

The GREATEST DEPRESSION of all time was the global depression that started in 2008.

by Joe Neubarth February 9, 2009

runners depression

failed to complete a workout run for an extended period of time and frankly dont give a damn.

I have runners depression since I haven't run in 2 weeks, and I could care less.

by twitfollower May 12, 2011

Literary Depression

The overwhelming feeling of sadness and loss of interest one experiences shortly after finishing a mind-blowingly good book.

Man 1: "Hey, what's up with Joe today? He seems sad,"

Man 2: "Oh yeah, he just finished 'Inheritance'. He's got a bad case of Literary Depression,"

by daddymorrrmon November 14, 2011

Scrubs Depression

The kind of feeling after binge-watching the Scrubs series.
Life seems meaningless, you want to have a black best friend and become a doctor.

"Dude, I think my life doesn't make any sense.
I don't have such a great best friend, my job sucks and so does my girlfriend!"
"Dude, what the fuck is up with you?"
"I just watched Scrubs. I totally have a Scrubs Depression right now."
"Oh. I know that feeling. Sorry that I'm not black..."

by Y4nton August 11, 2014

Byler depression

The depression of most byler shippers. Byler is the ship of Mike Wheeler and Will Byers in the show Stranger Things. You get the depression when someone says Mileven is real, or byler will never happen. We all know it will.

Omg! I just saw some byler edits and I have byler depression now.

by Byler shipper July 22, 2018

Dick depression

When a female or male, goes a lengthy time without dick and starts to feel depressed without it.

I have such bad dick depression, it's not funny. I can't do this anymore

by Lovely definitions December 1, 2018