fuck and cover

Sex panic for the a-bomb dropping.

The alarm is going off, we should fuck and cover. The a-bomb is coming.

by tacocat33 November 5, 2023

BREAKIN' COVERS BLUNTLY

When someone FARTS in a way under any thick barrier made of cloth and it permeates the LANDSCAPE.

Just say the magic phrase ' it's not your fault now RUBY leave me alone and I am RUBY ," oh really " and BREAKIN' COVERS BLUNTLY there goes a SUPER SMELLY FART because it just has to be LITERAL to get the most NASAL STIMULATION so you can pretty much PUKE OUT AND PISS OUT the PAROXYMISTIC WISE ASSERY expression I can muster.

by ABROGATION SELF-CALUMNIATION January 15, 2022

Cover Parent

A cover parent is someone who likes to say they are a parent and post pictures of their kid but when it comes down to the work they usually let the spouse or someone else do it.

Did you here Becka says shes a good mother but her husband says she’s just a cover parent.

by Itzgrimsley June 8, 2022

Elk Grove Cover Up

When you break policy, but your boss is a moron and his boss is weak and has no background in AP so you just call it a day and drink some bud heavies at home.

I was going to type up the report, but the bud heavies were calling my name so I pulled the ol Elk Grove Cover Up.

by Jerry “the rock” Garcia May 28, 2025

Cover rereveal

When an author forgets they already revealed the cover of their upcoming book and reveals it again.

I'm so excited about my favourite author's cover rereveal next week

by Bb128 March 16, 2023

chocolate covered oreos

A 5some involving 4 black individuals and 1 white individual.

"Yo Kenny, didn't you have that chocolate covered oreos session with those 4 chicks?" "hell ya! Best night ever!"

by SirCthulhu666 February 7, 2017

manhole cover

Any panties.

She took off her manhole cover and we got busy.

by gregin' (Greg Dahlen) November 16, 2018