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Corporate Environment

Means being generally professional, upstanding, and performing “by the book” in behavior, words, or person. Opposite or being street or hood.
Girl, I gave that dude my number the other day and he called me at 2am for a booty call! I don’t know who he thinks he is, but this is a corporate environment!
by DANNIP June 23, 2009
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Corporate Baller

An individual holding an executive office at a firm that is identified by being extremely well-dressed, earning large commisions and salaries, working extremely late hours, staying in high-end hotels, not taking crap from the media about being overpaid, and blinging a 50K wristwatch and a 1500K ink pen. They also still have time for their familiy.
Charles: "I saw that Joe's light was still on in his office up there on the 50th floor of the high-rise at 4AM."

Daniel: "For sure. That mofo is a Corporate Baller indeed."
by Corporateballa007 May 3, 2009
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corpse

someone who had to much to drink to much to smoke or both, and is "dead", or just passed out and not waking up
"dude john is a corpse!"
by attentionwandered July 4, 2006
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Corpse Husband

A faceless youtuber who is able turn a straight dude to gay. He used make horror stories narration at past but he went viral overnight due to his among us videos. Internet has gone crazy because of his deep voice and sexy hands.
Sykkuno: Do u want me to choke u or..?

Corpse Husband: *breathing intensifies*

(corpse.exe has stopped working)
by cum in my dickk January 27, 2021
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Corpsecamp

Technique common in WoW and other MMORPG's. It goes like this.
You kill another player.
You then wait by his corpse until he respawns, and then kill him again. You then repeat this over and over again. Please note that this does only work in games where players respawn next to their own corpse. Please also not that players who use this technique is as unwanted as players who camp or Ghost in Counter-Strike
A: LOL, I just corpsecamped on this n00b for three hrs. He's so fucking pissed at me!!!
B: k, where are you now?
A: Here around Ironforge
B: Stay there, I'll be there shortly....
*A and 50 others kills B 50 sec. later and then corpsecamp on his dead ass for 5 days
by Stuggi June 29, 2005
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Corporate Karma Sutra

The number of different ways that a large company can shaft a smaller company or one of its customers. Typically in a contract or the small print.
Damn, I tried to get a replacement phone from customer services which should have been free, but they threw the corporate karma sutra at me and now I have to pay them for it.
by jonnimac March 9, 2009
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Corporate ass nigga

An individual who is extremely corrupt and evil, but does it in a "legal" way so you can't do anything about it. He will seem like your friend but only exists to fuck you over.
Individual 1: Yo man I thought Farrand was cool but he just scammed my ass
Individual 2: Yeah bro i told you he's a corporate ass nigga
by coonmagic85 May 6, 2018
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