nebraska condom

The action of pissing into an unused condom, freezing said condom until solid, then using it to pleasure your partner.

Johnny: I think I'm gonna give my gal a Nebraska Condom tonight!
Cody: But I thought you were gay!?!?
Johnny: Oh you're right! My bad!
Joey: Who else but Johnny?

by The Ford Administration February 23, 2016

Noodle Condom

The little spice packet that comes with Ramen noodles.

Dude, did you just empty the whole content of my Noodle Condom into your own Ramen?

by COWBOYxx77 June 30, 2021

Condom virginity

The first time you have sex without a condom. You have lost your condom virginity.

Bob banged Dara for the first time with no condom. She loved it. And lost her condom virginity.

by Philly in AZ June 09, 2018

Condom Money

(1) a sum of money that is irrelevant, typically a small amount.

(2) The amount of money you are supposed to allocate for condoms.

Many people chase 'condom money' all their life.

by 3antasy April 03, 2023

Jewish condom

It's like a regular condom, but you snip off the tip.

I wasn't quite ready to have kids, but I used a Jewish condom; now I'm going to be a tate.

by The_Pyrrhonist December 29, 2021

take a condom

.'A compliment (mostly for a female, but also for men) that mean 'you look hot

:one sister goes on a date

?sister1: hey sis' how I look
sister2: take a condom
!sister1: really? thanks

by RasNir September 26, 2020

California Condom

When you stuff a smallish box into a free flat rate envelope to defeat the high cost of shipping to far off places.

Brenda in Long Beach ordered this sweater from me. It's $9.85 to ship it in it's own box, but I crammed it into a California Condom and got the cost down to $6.90

by global_shipper December 22, 2018