Kentucky Cocktail

A bourbon and cola.

After this beer I'll move on the Kentucky Cocktails.

by R. P. P. Shakespeare May 2, 2024

Brazilian cocktail

A brazillian cocktail is where u wait for someone to have diarreah then use a plastic straw so it doesn't get soggy and insert the straw into that person ass and drink the shitty liquid like a cocktail

man had shit stained teeth after having a Brazilian cocktail

Why are your teeth brown?

by Big Kirby January 20, 2021

Cocktailitis

a rare type of disease contaminated only in cocktails

person 1: yo, how you pullin’ up after cocktails last night
person 2: feeling like absolute sh*t
person 1: damn, it must be cocktailitis

by yung_traplord May 17, 2022

pineapple cocktail

The act of consuming excessive pineapple with the intent of sweetening your semen, only to realize no one is there to taste test, forcing you to jizz in your own mouth alone.

Poor Bob couldn’t find anyone online, so he stayed home and had a pineapple cocktail.

by TheJestersBlog January 10, 2023

Mazeltov cocktail

When your Jewish and have a Molotov cocktail

“I lit that bitch with a mazeltov cocktail” says the Jewish guy when someone won’t let them do there taxes.

by Juicycouger_6996 June 2, 2022

North Shore Cocktail

Chardonnay or other white wine with diet coke and fresh squeezed lime juice on the rocks served in a tall wine glass.

Let's make some north shore cocktails to celebrate your birthday!

by Mr. O. August 24, 2021

toilet cocktail

A mixture of urine (preferably the gold, filthy type, though the white kind will do as well) and fecal matter, mixed together. Its uses are many.

As payback for the shaving cream incident, Mike fed Dick a toilet cocktail on his face while he was sleeping.

by battleof_myself April 17, 2009