Catherine

An absolute smasher of a lass, and a complete peng ting. She gives hand jobs like there’s no tomorrow, and has an incredible ability to create quadruple chins in an instant. Always gets rat assed at parties and ends up trying to piss in a bush, but this is just a reflection of how much bloody fun this lass is.

Mate: Oi Who’s that lass giving John a gammie??

Other Mate: Oh that’s Catherine, absolute mad lass she is!

by ScottishSwashbuckler August 16, 2019

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Catherine

A fucking hoe bitch who sends nudes left and right while having a boyfriend. She seems to be nice and wants everybody to like and be her friend. After you get to know her she'll pull a 180 and turn around and get you fucking SUSPENDED from your school for a week. She CRAVES guys attention. She acts all sweet to authority figures so she can get in their good graces. She isn't even good at cheerleading and has an ugly face and disproportional body. She deserves to rot in hell. If I were to describe she'd be a penny, two-faced and worthless.

"Why would you want to be friends with catherine???"

by sillyface500 January 25, 2015

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Cathal

Fucking good for nothing wankers who cant do shit

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by Lemontea3607 February 9, 2020

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Catherine Kieu Becker

To pull a Lorena Bobbitt, but much worse. A move named after the woman who drugged her husband, tied him to a bed, cut off his penis with a 10-inch knife, threw it in the garbage disposal, and then to top it off, turned the garbage disposal on.

Guy at a bar grabs girl's butt...

GIRL: Watch it! Or I'll Catherine Kieu Becker you!
GUY: What?
GIRL: Google it, bitch!

by catbee July 13, 2011

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