by 2012gamefreak March 05, 2012
An item of clothing (usually underpants) which has started a very long, big boy journey of cleaning up male spunk juice after watching pornography 100 or more times, resulting in a rarity - the century cloth, which ultimately smells fruity and feels like ice.
John: Wow, I just achieved my century cloth last night!
Tom: Wtf is a century cloth?
John: *Throws century cloth at Tom*
John: Behold, my century cloth!
Tom: WTF #£AG3@&%*
Tom: Wtf is a century cloth?
John: *Throws century cloth at Tom*
John: Behold, my century cloth!
Tom: WTF #£AG3@&%*
by reallifenojoke October 10, 2020
by THE TABLE HANDLER September 12, 2017
When someone is in so much of a hurry to put their penis in you that they don’t have time to take your pants off.
by Clothey December 28, 2018
Something that crabs wear on there bodys just like humans do. This helps crabs by not getting raped by others and loved ones
by xXCleo1014Xx <---- YT channel May 25, 2019
girl "oh i didnt know that was sex"
boy "but uve done it with 5 other guys"
g "but they never told me what we were doing was sex"
b " YOU'RE A SLUT IN SCHOOL KID'S CLOTHES!!!"
boy "but uve done it with 5 other guys"
g "but they never told me what we were doing was sex"
b " YOU'RE A SLUT IN SCHOOL KID'S CLOTHES!!!"
by Straits.Nd.Corgs April 23, 2011
by Tha best person ever March 30, 2016