When you are hoping a wild night, and you prepare the bed with a plastic cover and a wet cloth on the nightstand. You then bring a guy back home and tease him with sex. During sex, you grab the a wet cloth, and at the point when he is about to come, you stick the cloth up in his ass hole. With a quick motion, you pull the cloth back out. Making him shit himself. Now you can enjoy your bed full of shit.
"You know that handsome guy from the bar last night?"
"Yeah, I totally did the Nordic cloth with him"
"Way to go girl. You`re a fucking ledgend !"
"Yeah, I totally did the Nordic cloth with him"
"Way to go girl. You`re a fucking ledgend !"
by Sigg the penetrator April 5, 2018
Get the The nordic clothmug. by d.jaz July 7, 2016
Get the 200 clothmug. The cloth you place under your girl to catch the man milk you just pumped into her as you pull out. Incontinence pads work best for heavy loads while a microfiber cloth is best for smaller, daily inseminations. A darker drip cloth is reccomend when there is a competing flow or anal.
Forgot to use a drip cloth with the lady and now I have to wash my Hotel Luxury bed sheets for the 3rd time this week!
by Devon McIntyer July 28, 2019
Get the Drip Clothmug. by tambo1874 June 7, 2009
Get the dirty dish cloth holdermug. by doublec123 May 21, 2023
Get the cloudz clothingmug. (noun): an offensive term for a person who IYHO dresses so badly/poorly that it looks like to you that they did indeed did find their clothes at the local dump
Harry Potter's Aunt Petunia is screaming, rather shrieking, at him: get out of here, you ridiculous dump-clothes! How dare you go out like this on a date with Hermione?
Harry: Since when are you, roflmao, interested in what Hermione thinks about my dress code? Please get a school uniform and eat your own cheese. either you eat bacon, or you are wrong. I have other cats to skin.
(Harry Dissapparates, leaving aunt Petunia stunned).
Harry: Since when are you, roflmao, interested in what Hermione thinks about my dress code? Please get a school uniform and eat your own cheese. either you eat bacon, or you are wrong. I have other cats to skin.
(Harry Dissapparates, leaving aunt Petunia stunned).
by Sexydimma March 10, 2013
Get the dump-clothesmug. Muslim women in Islamic countries are forced to wear Anti-Rape wear clothing as Muslim men cannot control their sexual urges.
I had to put on my Anti-Rape wear clothing, the burka , so that the Muslim men would not rape me when I went out to shop for food.
by Tina Raven Claw July 30, 2025
Get the Anti-Rape wear clothingmug.