clothes on sticks

Your dead cause of voodoo run quick
That's voodoo shit run Nigel

Your dead

Clothes on sticks means your posesed
by Voodooshit March 17, 2017
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clothes browsing

To look around in a store and find something eye appealing and buy it.
Employee: Do you need any help?

Shopper: No I'm just clothes browsing.
by 2012gamefreak March 05, 2012
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century cloth

An item of clothing (usually underpants) which has started a very long, big boy journey of cleaning up male spunk juice after watching pornography 100 or more times, resulting in a rarity - the century cloth, which ultimately smells fruity and feels like ice.
John: Wow, I just achieved my century cloth last night!

Tom: Wtf is a century cloth?

John: *Throws century cloth at Tom*

John: Behold, my century cloth!

Tom: WTF #£AG3@&%*
by reallifenojoke October 10, 2020
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Cloth pushed in

When someone is in so much of a hurry to put their penis in you that they don’t have time to take your pants off.
I’m not going there, I’ll get my cloth pushed in.
by Clothey December 28, 2018
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licking the table cloth

Licking the butthole hair after some one takes a shit
Tyler had to go but there wasn't any toilet paper so James started "licking the table cloth"
by THE TABLE HANDLER September 12, 2017
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School kid's clothes

Some one attempting to appear innocent because of something they did and it was really bad
girl "oh i didnt know that was sex"
boy "but uve done it with 5 other guys"
g "but they never told me what we were doing was sex"
b " YOU'RE A SLUT IN SCHOOL KID'S CLOTHES!!!"
by Straits.Nd.Corgs April 23, 2011
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Crab Clothes

Something that crabs wear on there bodys just like humans do. This helps crabs by not getting raped by others and loved ones
Oh fuck jerry I need to put on my crab clothes before my wife comes!
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