Chocolate Jizz

When a male is having anal-sex and shit gets into his urethral orifice (penis hole) causing him to shoot out chocolate jizz.

Warning: Contrary to popular belief, chocolate jizz is NOT real chocolate. It is actually shit coming out of your penis. Do NOT attempt to eat it. EVER.

Girl: Did you just shit out of your weiner?

Guy: Nah, that was just some chocolate jizz.

Girl: Is it real chocolate?

Guy: Ummmm...yeah.

Girl: (tastes it) Fuck you!!!

by KangarooTaco May 18, 2010

triple chocolate meltdown

the act of three guys cumming all over a black girl's face, resulting in a mess resembling a delicious Applebee's dessert

Lafonda looks like a mess after that triple chocolate meltdown.

by Spike & Rhino Co. March 17, 2008

Chocolate Pizza

When two people are drunk fucking doggy style and the person on top vomits in the others ass and the person on the bottom shits all over creating a, "chocolate pizza."

"Dude last night we were wasted and made a chocolate pizza..."

by oshizzle February 28, 2009

Chocolate Stink Star

An alternate, affectionate term for a womans asshole.

I poo stabbed her in the chocolate stink star

by Ryan 75 December 24, 2007

chocolate beehive

The end result of taking a crap of heroic proportions. Manifests as a dense pile roughly conical in shape, not unlike a cartoon beehive.

"After eating about 5 pounds of potato salad I went into Thad's bathroom and dropped a chocolate beehive in his crapper."

by Scary Mike June 10, 2004

choco taco

the slang term for a black woman's vagina. the flods of the labia minora resemble that of the folds on the delicious tasty ice cream treat.

man, i would love me some of that halley berry choco taco.

by ashley April 13, 2005

chocolate brownie a la mode

This is a sexual act in which one jizzes onto the body of an indian woman. The aftermath looks like a warm chocolate brownie topped with melting vanilla ice cream

Your Honor, there's no way she got knocked up by my jizz, for I distinctly remember doing a chocolate brownie a la mode on that ho, placing my boys nowhere near the crime scene.

by Colin H. May 21, 2006