A woman's soaked, clotted and bloody tampon that's perfect to quench the thirst for blood. Exclusively sold on Ebays dark market.
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Get the cancer cocktail mug.An extra appendage on male genitalia. Usually grows at the same rate as the genitalia. Can be cut off to make cocktail onions
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“I was drinkin’ a Spanish Cocktail on break when my boss walked in.” Or, “I gave this girl a Spanish Cocktail last night, and she wa ready to go.”
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