by stbr May 08, 2018
An act in which multiple males with small penises (below 4 inches) enact intercourse with a menstruating female. (Not unique to the human species.)
Guy 1: "Hey boys, y'all want to gang up on that hottie?"
Guy 2: "Nah man, she's on her period."
Guy 1: "Don't worry, we'll just make it a Shrimp Cocktail!"
Stacy "Did you hear about Mary? She got gangbanged last night.."
Stacy 2 "Really? I thought she was on her period!"
Stacy "Exactly, they made it a shrimp cocktail."
Guy 2: "Nah man, she's on her period."
Guy 1: "Don't worry, we'll just make it a Shrimp Cocktail!"
Stacy "Did you hear about Mary? She got gangbanged last night.."
Stacy 2 "Really? I thought she was on her period!"
Stacy "Exactly, they made it a shrimp cocktail."
by c0mradekast February 04, 2019
When the bartender Elizabeth in Phoenix accidentally brings you the wrong drink but it is what they really wanted to drink as a mistake.
Oh, you wanted the espresso martini! This is prosecco which is what I wanted - Freudian cocktail slip! Looks like I will just have to drink the oopsie.
by saskers April 05, 2025
When someone you are talking to at an event us constantly looking over your shoulders to see if there is someone more important or worthwhile to move on to (British)
Andrew has the worst cocktail eyes of any author in London - always looking for his next schmoozing target
by EMFan June 05, 2024
A Virgin Molotov cocktail is a crude hydration weapon which consists of a glass bottle semi-filled with non flammable liquid, usually water, the mouth of the bottle is stoppered with a cork or other type of airtight bung (rubber, glass, or plastic), and a cloth rag fixed securely around the mouth.
by Jimmy the Jackal June 06, 2022
When someone puts their head down in a toilet full of poop, and someone is flushing it at the same time.
by _mr boy_ April 05, 2020
My friend needed to pee on a road trip, and the driver refused to pull over, so he grabbed an empty Gatorade bottle, went to the back of the car and made a peelotov cocktail.
by PompousBastard July 09, 2017