Bong Lipstick

When smoke from a bong is so concentrated (think double perk or triple perk) that taking a rip leaves one with an undesired application of resinous, brown lipstick. Should one not address the issue immediately, others may believe they are actually wearing cosmetics or worse...

Jimmy: "Johnny, did you just finish tossing a salad?"
Johnny: "Nope, just a little bong lipstick."

by Fled_Nanders May 2, 2013

Bong Fairy

A magical creature that lives in a forest. It gains power from the earth's core and marijuana. It is the least studied creature in all of cryptozoology, but one of the most powerful. It has severe ties to the hidden religion Carstianity from the movie series Cars. The Bong Fairy is small in stature and has large bongs in place of hands. It also has teeth in place of feet as well feet in place of teeth, this is the reason the bong fairy's mouth is sewn shut. However, it is still one of the most powerful entities in the multi-verse.

"I think a dragon could beat a bong fairy."

"Are you kidding!? A bong fairy could destroy a dragon."

by Lilika Alianovala Parkeerla April 4, 2021

bong surfing

Upon running out of your own weed and being too broke to buy more; you then visit a different friend each day to get smoked out on their supply.

Garrett is so broke right now, I hear he's been bong surfing just to get high.

by rugtol44 June 30, 2018

Shlong-bong

When a female is sucking your dick with warm or ice cold water in her mouth. She inhales bouncing her tongue between your D and the water making a bong inhale noise and a jacuzzi massage function on your Dick

Popps wife gave a lot of shlong-bongs....allegedly

by Robert Robert May 18, 2021

Mayonnaise bong

To hit the mayonnaise bong, is to suck a cock until it cums.

Hit that mayonnaise bong.

by Killerzeek October 14, 2017

Mediterranean bong

A Mediterranean bong is a hookah. A hookah looks like a bong but fancier and more decorate. A middle-eastern bong

I would love to smoke weed on a Mediterranean bong, I mean a hookah.

by Deonestar July 12, 2018

Bong Loard

A longboard.

Used commonly in the youtube poop tradition used as "vocal mixing", with other words such as SUS. Many teenagers will text like this when they intend to be funny, or to relieve tension. Youtube poopers will mix words such as this to add an unexpected moment of comedy to an otherwise unfunny clip.

"A bong loard is just like a bate skord, except it has really whig beels."

by Wam Cest June 6, 2019