Bong Loard

A longboard.

Used commonly in the youtube poop tradition used as "vocal mixing", with other words such as SUS. Many teenagers will text like this when they intend to be funny, or to relieve tension. Youtube poopers will mix words such as this to add an unexpected moment of comedy to an otherwise unfunny clip.

"A bong loard is just like a bate skord, except it has really whig beels."

by Wam Cest June 6, 2019

bong vivant

A classier stoner. Think bon vivant, but with more cannabis.

Look at that individual, they are smoking their homegrown kush in a three-piece suit. They are a bong vivant.

by arrano June 11, 2018

Room Bong

A room bong is the action getting high only by smelling all the belongings (particularly sheets) in a room in which weed is regularly smoked for a very long time.

Dude 1: *out of weed
Dude 1: hey man, I'm out of stock. You have some?
Dude 2: Nah dude, let's go to my place and do room bong.

by braveman February 2, 2020

Shlong Bong

A penis pump

Gotta get my cock up to industry standards. Time to use the old shlong bong and pump up.

by HUD1974 August 6, 2020

Can bong

A can bong is a bong/pipe made out of a can to smoke weed through. The people who use can bongs are usually nittys who don’t have a bong/skins.

Dan have you got a bong.

Nah but you can borrow my can bong.

by ShsksisisozoPs June 10, 2020

Mayonnaise bong

To hit the mayonnaise bong, is to suck a cock until it cums.

Hit that mayonnaise bong.

by Killerzeek October 14, 2017

Gravity Bong

A wrench cap shoved in a melted water bottle cap screwed on to a water bottle that’s pulled out of a big cup of water. Used to smoke marijuana

I’m gonna build a gravity bong

by Xanessa December 10, 2020