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Bathroom bandit

Harry "God dammit George took Luke into the bathroom again" James "Man what a fucking bathroom bandit"
by Semajcju December 26, 2021
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The Basement Bathroom

A desolate place where numerous acts against humanity have taken place. From Avalos's projectile vomit to Mandell's coffee shits it's seen more abuse than Deering's future kids. There are also numerous stories of a glory hole operated by Matheson, usually in operation after parties where he lies in wait to catch drunk guys peeing.
"Fuck I have to piss right now"
"The basement bathroom is right there"
"Dude are you kidding? If I go over there Matheson will suck my penis"
by Big Shlong Man April 7, 2022
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the place where all the depressed emo girls go to cry their hearts out. also the place the potheads and nic addicts go to hit a bong/hyde in the bathroom. usually this happens in the open room, with risk of a teacher walking in at any moment. why do they do it here you may ask? because it’s the bathroom with the best ventilation. the girls usually sit on the bathroom floor (in the stalls this time) and sob their hearts out while listening to mitski.
do you wanna go to the nichols mitchel hall locker girls bathrooms and smoke a joint?
by privateschoolbxtch25 November 9, 2021
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Bathroom whore

A roommate or family member who can't handle anybody in bathroom and starts slamming doors and stomping constantly trying the bathroom door while your simply washing hands or pissing. To take a shower is a complicated task due to her constant monitoring the bathroom .
Scared me right in the middle of my shower it sounded like bombs exploding or some shit what the hell was that noise? Oh it was just the bathroom whore throwing a fit after realizing you were in the bathroom .
by Tafukk November 12, 2021
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Bathroom whore

A roommate or family member who can't handle anybody in bathroom and starts slamming doors and stomping constantly trying the bathroom door while your simply washing hands or pissing. To take a shower is a complicated task due to her constant monitoring the bathroom .
Scared me right in the middle of my shower it sounded like bombs exploding or some shit what the hell was that noise? Oh it was just the bathroom whore throwing a fit after realizing you were in the bathroom .
by Tafukk November 12, 2021
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Battlefield in the Bathroom

When two guys go into 2 stalls next to each other and see who’s shit is the largest. The guy with the largest shit gets crowned Shit Master, and gets bragging rights.
Hey dude did you hear about those two guys taking giant shits? It was a real Battlefield in the Bathroom.
by That1Dood 789 October 28, 2021
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public bathroom

a place that has shit all over the place and even some cum, usually has some mustard too.
When he shit in the public bathroom, he thought to himself, how much constitpation is in my ass.
by jissel69420 February 25, 2022
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