Bereavement banging is the act of engaging in sex after the death of a loved one to help ease the pain of grief. Sex feels great and this counteracts the feeling of sadness giving an individual a quick fix and break from reality.
"What's the noise upstairs?"
" Oh that's Latoya and Jemaul bereavement banging upstairs."
"Niceeeee"
Or
"You feeling sad bro?"
"Yeah man"
"Yo go engage in some bereavement banging dude, how about that girl?"
"Brb"
" Oh that's Latoya and Jemaul bereavement banging upstairs."
"Niceeeee"
Or
"You feeling sad bro?"
"Yeah man"
"Yo go engage in some bereavement banging dude, how about that girl?"
"Brb"
by Avasavalot September 4, 2013
Get the bereavement bangingmug. Contrary to the first dumbass definition listed here, the term "bling bang" used by Leonardo DiCaprio's character in the movie "Blood Diamond" doesn't refer to a more valuable version of bling bling (idiot!). When he says "You know, in America it's bling bling, but over here it's bling bang" he is referring to the fact that, in America, diamonds are all about fancy jewelry and looking good, but in Africa diamonds are deadly, and could very well get you shot (hence the "bang").
"You know, in America it's bling bling, but over here it's bling bang." - Danny Archer in Blood Diamond
by ryanweaver December 13, 2006
Get the bling bangmug. a 1-10 rating system for women, however they are given handicap points based on the assumption they will sleep with you that night. Other features are considered, differing from the typical 1-10 scale, like: would she be good in bed? how hot is her body? etc. A typical 1-10 scale generally only puts things like - face and body into account.
Well that girl over there is only a 6, but with those dance moves, she's definitely a 10 on the bang scale.
Well that girl over there is only a 6, but with those dance moves, she's definitely a 10 on the bang scale.
Well that girl over there is only a 6, but with those dance moves, she's definitely a 10 on the bang scale.
by Mister Meaner March 18, 2010
Get the bang scalemug. a feeling of complete hopelessness. when you are so "banged out" that even the mere thought of your every desire is depressing. when you can't even get off the sofa to change the television channel after you accidently left the remote control in the fridge. commonly associated with being stoned or hung over. largely known to affect people with the name benjamin.
by solid g August 4, 2010
Get the super bangedmug. Of the genus Labia. Often referred to as "Beef Curtains" or "The Big Montana".
A worn out portion of the female genital anatomy that has grown distended from over use or misuse generally found in younger women.
A worn out portion of the female genital anatomy that has grown distended from over use or misuse generally found in younger women.
Dude, i was with this girl the other night and as soon as i got her naked i couldn't do it cause she had flesh bangs and i was totally grossed out!
Flesh bangs?
Yeah, they're like beef curtains but for younger, beginner whores.
Flesh bangs?
Yeah, they're like beef curtains but for younger, beginner whores.
by RichardSlinger June 10, 2010
Get the flesh bangsmug. Sure, when I gave Danny a handjob, I knew I was Gollum banging, but hell, I'm 32 years old and didn't want to die alone.
by The Wizzard of Odd February 23, 2011
Get the Gollum Bangingmug. person 1: yo whatchu bang
person 2: blood all day
person 1: that sure is nifty! See ya later you silly fella!
person 2: blood all day
person 1: that sure is nifty! See ya later you silly fella!
by pinkish_panther October 13, 2022
Get the whatchu bangmug.