asshole bandit

"My hemorrhoids are killing me!"

"So go see an asshole bandit."
by Tootsie's Mom July 11, 2008
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redheaded bandit

A term usually associated with red heads getting arrested.
Sean (redheaded bandit): Oh man, we dun got arrested. I should have hid the pot better.
by Stoklosa April 26, 2006
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bandwidth bandits

During filesharing, people who suddenly jump in to download from you whilst you just want that one last file!
"Great! I'm at 68KB - What! Those damn bandwidth bandits have cut my throughput down to 8K!"
by scott October 30, 2003
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butt bandit

A person who steals cigarette butts out of public ashtrays and smokes them. They are usually very sneaky and attempt to do it when no one is watching to avoid the embarrassment of being caught doing something so profoundly disgusting. Butt bandits are usually the very poor and the underage.
I remember I left a half smoked cigarette in the ashtray outside of work on my last break and now it's gone. It must have been stolen by a butt bandit.
by 03specv December 20, 2010
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Sleep bandit

Sleep bandit: a particularly clever gentleman who picks up on rich bitches and robs them blind while their sleeping after sex
"Fuck that man is ruthless,he even took the bitches perfume,what a Sleep bandit!"
by Saintjohn89 July 21, 2016
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Penis Bandits

A gang from Pittsburgh who tags schools with a penis followed by the letters PB.
Teacher #1: The bathrooms where hit again.
Teacher #2: Those infamous penis bandits.
by DA INFAMOUS PB August 07, 2008
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backseat bandit

One who sits on the furthest row of seats in a vehicle like a bus, a van, or a car. The term implies (often ironically) that those who sit at the back are "cool" and/or "mischievous".
Those backseat bandits are causing mayhem again. What is about the back of a bus that gives kids such a powertrip?
by jm93urbandict August 17, 2020
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