Slap My Bass

To slap or fuck a girl in her vagina.

Hey buddy for $20 you can slap my bass

by Creator of Slap My Bass July 6, 2010

basser

A basser is a person who plays bass, goddammit. Upright or electric, theyre very hands on and shy.

Look at that basser!

by THEbasser January 21, 2005

Bassett Hound Face

A vagina that has been abused to the point that its labia look like floppy dog ears, its clitoris like a tongue, and the opening like a drooling dog's mouth thus making it resemble the face of a Bassett Hound.

"Dude did you tap that?"

"Nah. It looked like a Bassett Hound Face so I threw a treat at it, scratched her butthole, and made her go home."

by Shunt343 May 16, 2013

Standup Bass

When your girlfriend is on top with her back against your chest and your penis in her anus while fingering her clitoris and stimulating her nipple.

Boy 1: "Yeah dude I was playing the Standup Bass"
Boy 2: "Isn't that where you fuck her in the ass while stimulating her clit and nipple?"
Boy 1: "Yeah dude"

by Tekzalust January 5, 2012

Slap some bass

a slang way to tell some one you play the bass guitar

Bob: hey Sam dont you play an instrument ?
Sam: oh yeah i slap some bass
Bob: oh sweet we should make a band

by Tayeback August 20, 2009

dddddddrop the bass

that moment when the bass drops and everybody freaks out

dude: wait man here comes the best part
due 2: the bass drop man
DDDDDDDROP THE BASS WOWOWOWOWOWO WUBWUBWUBWUB
dude: WOWOWOW
dude 2: WOWOWOW

by Mr.Heisenberg November 8, 2013

Bassist

One whom is prejudice against those who play the bass.

See:bassism

On the way to the gig, the bass player was lynched by a group of bassists.

by DollaBill Johnson November 10, 2008