August 14

The day bad bitchs were born and engaged this for the real bad bitchs for this day.

The real bitchs are born on august 14

by Corvette corvette January 18, 2021

August 22

National Dracotok day!! Where it all started.

August 22 of 2020 is when dracotok first started.

by crying cats cymbal August 22, 2021

August 12

National eat your hair day

*eats hair* august 12

by Eva price August 12, 2021

August 21

National appreciate a Mexican day.

Hey Jose, I love having you as a friend! It is August 21!

by Yeeter yeet August 5, 2021

August 27th

National give your partner head day

“Baby- it’s august 27th. You know what that means right?”

by TheOnlyTruthTelller August 17, 2022

Anal August

If you have intercourse it needs to be anal. No blowjobs, titjobs or creampies.

Bitch: Tries putting dick in pussy
Male hot boi: No it's anal August *puts dick in ass*

by MeminDemon November 14, 2019

August 2

National Shit Day

it’s shit day on august 2

by kakajsj May 30, 2022