alaskan

a very hardcore breed, born and raised in alaska is the only way known to man to be a true hardass. grueling conditions and terrian either makes or breakes MEN

he was raised in alaska therefore he can kick anyones ass that was raised in the lower 48 states.
Alaskans learn to live off the land and can survive anywere with anything, or nothing

by Chris deffenbaugh January 16, 2008

Wasilla, Alaska

Wasilla, Alaska is a terrible place where drug addicts and criminals live.

Hey, let's leave Wasilla, Alaska so the drug addicts and criminals don't get us.

by E-Dawg 'O' Bling Bling November 13, 2007

Alaskan Thunderfuck

An insanely good chronic classed weed that made me feel like a snow man jizzed on the back of my throat

(Man choking)
Dude 1: Taking that Alaskan Thunderfuck like a bitch?
Dude 2: Goddamn snowman jizzed all up in my throat nd sht

by Nigga N8 March 1, 2010

Alaskan Snow-Cap

The act of ejaculating upon the tip of another penis, be it homosapien or otherwise. Can be performed by both parties thereby resulting in a double-Alaskan-snow-cap.

"Dude, i just came right on the tip of my dude bros' dick.'
"Dude bro, He Alaskan Snow-capped you"
"No dude bro, he came on mine too. Double-Alaskan-Snow-Cap."

by YourArtSucks November 27, 2009

Alaskan Waffle

An unshaven vagina that has been infected by a rash. Similar to a blue waffle, but the difference lies with whether or not the vagina has been shaved. Can also be called "The Sarah Palin Waffle."

Ted: Holy crap Margaret, you have Alaskan Waffle!

Margaret: Oh my God, Ted! I knew something was up when I started itching my "down under" uncontrollably last week! I'd better see a specialist about my Alaskan Waffle!

by Comrade_Jon December 28, 2010

Alaster

He's one of the cuter guys with the sexiest body you'll find. He's sweet and caring at times but he can also be the biggest dick ever...But in the end he will care for who he loves and you're pretty lucky if he loves you! I'll do anything for an Alaster they are completely one of a kind and they all have their own special thing. Alasters are overal great and fun people to talk and hang out with.

Woah was that an Alaster, he's a damn fine piece of ass!

by stacey_themilf May 28, 2014

Baked Alaskan

Cuming into a shot glass, pouring 151 on top of it, light it on fire, and make her swallow it.

I totally gave her a baked Alaskan last night!

by Caucasiansensation December 6, 2011