Alcohol Induced Dripping Shits (AIDS) - Intestinal discomfort caused by an excess consumption of alcohol, typically the previous night. AIDS is an uncontrollable, embarrassing, non-stop shit attack. Treatment includes drinking plenty of water and other fluids. Unlike the STD, this form of AIDS may not kill you.
Jason: I'm still hung over from Javi's birfday pachanga. How are you holding up?
Gary: Heat up, I think I got AIDS.
Jason: Damn, who'd you hook up with?
Gary: Nah, Alcohol Induced Dripping Shits. My ass is on fire!
Jason: Oh, I was about to put you on sound blast. Le ri to Wal-Mart and get some water.
Gary: Heat up, I think I got AIDS.
Jason: Damn, who'd you hook up with?
Gary: Nah, Alcohol Induced Dripping Shits. My ass is on fire!
Jason: Oh, I was about to put you on sound blast. Le ri to Wal-Mart and get some water.
by Ja$on P. August 19, 2009
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Sorry I keep missing calls, I dropped my phone last night and now it has party aids.
Sorry I keep missing calls, I dropped my phone last night and now it has party aids.
by Party @ The BLVD August 13, 2008
Get the party aids mug.1. This term is used when someone has a bad face.
2. It is also used when someone, preferably female, tells a very bad joke indeed.
Antonym: face value
2. It is also used when someone, preferably female, tells a very bad joke indeed.
Antonym: face value
- 'You have AIDS value mate.'
- 'Of course, I am most certainly not Phil Collins.'
- 'That's a very bad joke. I hate jokes about parchment and Phil Collins.'
- 'Indeed, wouldn't you agree that it has incredible AIDS value?'
- 'Of course.'
- 'Of course, I am most certainly not Phil Collins.'
- 'That's a very bad joke. I hate jokes about parchment and Phil Collins.'
- 'Indeed, wouldn't you agree that it has incredible AIDS value?'
- 'Of course.'
by Linvoy Primus December 21, 2007
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by alskjfdlakjdsf June 26, 2007
Get the lung aids mug.A disgusting green or brown moist mold or a white growth- like stubby fungus on a down limb or fallen, rotten tree in the woods, which when you touch it, makes you feel like you have tree-aids.
Ewwww! Tree-aids.
by Morgan5o July 29, 2009
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Mayo: No, what happened
George: He got hearing-AIDS messin around with Gibby. He's such a chowda-head
Mayo: No, what happened
George: He got hearing-AIDS messin around with Gibby. He's such a chowda-head
by silverlemur December 13, 2008
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