Heppa-aids

Portsmouth ohio people contract hepatitis plus aids due to sharing needles and unprotected sex.

Randy has heppa-aids because he loves fentanyl and dirty portsmouth girls.

by Ohio man February 18, 2020

Rite-aiding

The elaborate pranking process in which one buys a novelty item from Rite-Aid in the dead of night, pairs it with suggestive song lyrics, and anonymously leaves it on someone's doorstep to be discovered the next morning. This is an undertaking to be done to one's friend, the enjoyment of which comes from the mental image of that person dumbfounded by the ridiculous gift.

Me: I left a "World's Best Mom" coffee mug on his doorstep and put the lyrics to "Afternoon Delight" inside!
Friend: Whoa Dude, nice job Rite-aiding!

by kpiks517 December 28, 2012

Gout aids

A terrible form of gout, usually contracted by people who reside in the North of England. Oddly an illness associated with a higher than average Milwaukee tool count.

"Dan's complaining a lot about his foot"

"He probably has gout aids"

by Broken_World October 31, 2022

mens aid

A strong orginization of independent men that will tolerate no fucking shit from any hoe bag

I dont need to listen to you you fat bitch, im a member of mens aid

by david fucking fairbrer May 31, 2017

Summer Aids

Summer aids is for sufferers of 'prickly heat' and is directly linked to the red skin rash that occurs from it.

"Whats wrong with your skin man?!"

"I got summer aids.."

"Looks like you got aids longer than just summer dude. ..."

by Mitc667Hell September 3, 2013

Meme aids

When a meme has been passed along so many times it has contracted meme aids.

"Geez, this looks like it's been screenshotted thousands of times!"

"It must have meme aids"

by THood234 July 24, 2020

Mand-Aid

A bandage fastened out of duct tape and a napkin

This cut won't stop bleeding. Grab me some duct tape and a napkin, I think I need a Mand-Aid.

by Oside79 March 1, 2014