he has these eyes that will light up your day. that when you look into his eyes you forget everything around you. he will give you all the love, attention, affection you want or need. he is always going to be there for you. his hugs feel like you are floating and he is perfect in every way. he’s a great kisser and is good at soccer. you will fall for him instantly. when you get an Aiden never let go of him and if you do you will regret it. he loves you in all your imperfections. he will always be by your side when you need him.
“aiden is a great boyfriend!”
by a$9en June 4, 2022
Get the Aidenmug. A man with a massive cock and balls the size of basketballs, should be worshiped like the masculine sex God they are.
Look at aidens massive dong
by Assbeater900 January 1, 2024
Get the Aidenmug. Cons: Someone who is dumb. Someone who doesn’t know 1+1. Someone who's iq is lower than a fish. Someone who's dad left him. 100% has Adhd.
Pros: attention span is over 5 minutes.
Pulls all the girls.
Underated in friend group.
Notes: He is 100% whiter than Taylor Swift!
Pros: attention span is over 5 minutes.
Pulls all the girls.
Underated in friend group.
Notes: He is 100% whiter than Taylor Swift!
by ThatRandomInternetGuy January 14, 2024
Get the Aidenmug. The Aiden Nessuno is apart of the “homosexual” homosapian gay tribe that comes back from 69 million years ago, they are a ancient race of black gay migets that were first discovered in 1870 by Colonists colonel, colonel Sanders who found the ancient race of cannibalistic migets to have violent and rabid urges and lost half of his platoon to them. He said they had the “need for watermelon” or “My homemade Kentucky fried chicken, with a side of grape kool-aid” or somthing close to that. They went extinct in the early 1960s due to their aggressive sexual tendencies and their religion. They worshiped for called “scotticis the Maximus “ they worshiped him as the all you can eat god. He is supposedly the reason all you can eat buffets started.
by Lil B-B8 September 4, 2025
Get the Aidenmug. Aiden is probably one of the funniest people you know. He is a very cute boy and seems to always be happy, if you are not having a good day than he will make it better. If you know an Aiden give him a hug because Aiden’s have the best hugs! They are normally short people with enough energy to last forever. If you are a girl this is your sign to date Aiden
by Shrgbhgn November 19, 2021
Get the Aidenmug. The Aiden Portman Jelq Method or A.P.J.M, is a method used to enlargen the penis. To do this method you have to tape your wee wee to the ceiling fan, or if you dont have one use the nearest electric hand dryer.
"yo guys i definitely recommend this new type of jelqing called the Aiden Portman Jelq Method!!! i grew 4 inches in the last 6 months!!!"
by imjelqing August 7, 2024
Get the Aiden Portman Jelq Methodmug. Aiden is a little bum with thick toes. He has stomach issues. He has a tendency to squeeze his tummy when there is constant pressure on it. He farted his pants in front of his friends and continues to be embarrassed. Always walks away when someone makes a joke. Tries to fit in lockers and watched adult cat videos.
by Deshawn quavious June 9, 2022
Get the Aidenmug.