milf investment

this is a significant other that ages like fine wine and will eventually turn into a milf once they hit milf age meaning that by being in a relationship with them now, you are investing in a future milf
*in regards to the usage of milf in this context, gender does not matter, it's a matter of the milf vibes*

bro my girlfriend is such a milf investment
my partner is so hot, they are a literal milf investment
I need to cuff that dude, he's such a milf investment

by a bitch named lizard May 19, 2021

2% Milf

When describing any older chick isn't hot enough to be considered a full blown MILF, but is pretty decent and after a night of drinking you would more than likely bang.

"Yeah the HR lady in my office caught me looking down her shirt during a meeting, I mean shes not Hot, but shes got a great rack, shes like a 2% Milf.

by dudemanbroguy September 24, 2014

milf moustache

when a milf sits on your face. unlike the dirty sanchez, this is a good thing.

see: Jessica Alba

I know she's got kids, but i'd still sport that milf moustache!

by jammer2isme December 05, 2008

Spoiled Milf

a fucking loser who has no life and decides to do nothing with their life except slowly die from AIDS.

hey wanna come over later

No your a spoiled milf

you know me so well.

by jxkflnxvcijzgokhgv February 01, 2017

turbo MILF

An older woman with children but you can't even tell she's had kids.

Dude 1: have you seen angelina jolie?!

Dude 2: yeah man she's such a turbo MILF!

by Annonymous Sasquatch October 23, 2008

Milf-by-date

A milf who used to be hot but has become too old and loses her milfness, past her date with which she can still be a milf

Guy 1: Hey check out the milf down the aisle, I really want to get with her

Guy 2: Hate to break it to you but shes past her Milf-by-date

by milfs at the gym October 12, 2010

Helenafied [milf]

Certified Milf

Yo man, did you see Gunther's mom? She's straight Helenafied milf.

by Halftime Headwringer February 06, 2009