When you start digging in your butt and then you finger a girl with your shit fingers and then keep them in until she shits. Then whip it out and lick it clean. Dive into the blanket and start screaming like a little girl saying "I HAVE SHIT FINGERS" over and over again while cackling like a baby.
by creatorofmichigandermoosetrack October 10, 2025
Get the Michigander Molemug. Refers to those dumb-a** water-saver spigots with push-to-operate valves dat gradually rise back up and stop da water-flow after a ridiculously short time, obliging you to keep "bashing da buttons" every few seconds while trying to wash your hands or fill your drinking-cup.
One fairly-simple way to keep Whack-A-Mole faucets running continuously is to slap da "H" and "C" valves alternately, and always doing so before da currently-running one stops flowing; this causes both valves to stay open more of da time, allowing for an uninterrupted flow of water from da spout.
by QuacksO August 24, 2023
Get the Whack-A-Mole faucetsmug. Definition 1: A extremely copyrighted movie from the 70s
Definition 2: The 2nd greatest Minecraft Command Block User on Minecraft
Definition 3: a sex act where you tie the receivers knees onto the givers hips, tie the recievers feet around the givers waist, tie the recievers shoulders to the givers shoulders, tie the recievers elbows and onto the givers waist, tie the recievers hands to the Recievers feet, making the arms and legs behind the recievers back, this will restrain the recievers onto the cock of the giver, then the giver will get on a bed with both the recievers and givers heads on the bed, and start burying the givers cock into the recievers hole, the name for this derives from the complete control of the reciever the giver has, and the act of burrying your heads upside down while burying your penis into the hole, essentially looking like you are trying to burrow into the bed.
Definition 2: The 2nd greatest Minecraft Command Block User on Minecraft
Definition 3: a sex act where you tie the receivers knees onto the givers hips, tie the recievers feet around the givers waist, tie the recievers shoulders to the givers shoulders, tie the recievers elbows and onto the givers waist, tie the recievers hands to the Recievers feet, making the arms and legs behind the recievers back, this will restrain the recievers onto the cock of the giver, then the giver will get on a bed with both the recievers and givers heads on the bed, and start burying the givers cock into the recievers hole, the name for this derives from the complete control of the reciever the giver has, and the act of burrying your heads upside down while burying your penis into the hole, essentially looking like you are trying to burrow into the bed.
Def 1: Commander Mole is a bitch to plagiarize
Def 2: Commander Mole has the best commands
Def 3: I gave her the commander mole, she loved the rough play
Def 2: Commander Mole has the best commands
Def 3: I gave her the commander mole, she loved the rough play
by XGN IKILLU December 21, 2019
Get the Commander Molemug. Guy one: "Dude, did she go ass-to-mouth?"
Guy two: "Yeah man."
Guy one: "Oh gross, I can't believe she'd just put a Muddy Mole in her mouth like that."
Guy two: "Yeah man."
Guy one: "Oh gross, I can't believe she'd just put a Muddy Mole in her mouth like that."
by FFDN/AO3/DA Allen Pierce December 16, 2018
Get the Muddy Molemug. Mary's a fuckin Mole true god all them boys from down the road been through her big stinking sloppy hole
Jake's a mole that dirty busted cock been through all the woman here
Jake's a mole that dirty busted cock been through all the woman here
by I'm anybody's man August 22, 2022
Get the Molemug. by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 12, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6>The RObles Family Are Kind Of Maybe Kind Of ALlowed To Played Whack-A-Mole<.7.9.7.6.>mug. by Olknackersbob July 11, 2019
Get the mole rapermug.