Jake

"Jake" is known for continuously getting friend zoned by many women and when he gets friend zoned, he goes and skinny dips with other men, plays Butt Cookie, and other extremely homosexual games.

Dude, he is such a Jake, what is he doing with those little boys right now?

by newalbany April 24, 2018

Jake

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Someone who acts depressed all the time and blames everything on themselves. They can be nice but in the worst way ever. He is super caring though and is willing to do anything for anyone.. even if they suck.

"Don't be such a Jake, Zaki"
"Crazy, why you being such a Jake?"
"Stop being a Jake, Zaki and Crazy!"
"That guy... yeah he such a Jake."

by Crazy And Zaki January 7, 2018

jake

has a big dick and will fuck the shit out of you girls will be pleased to have him

you know jake omg he's soo good in bed

i wish i had him

you carnt he's mine

by hehe ouy April 24, 2020

jake

jakes are just fuckin retarded.end of discussion.

don’t be a a jake

by AvaTheRat March 22, 2020

Jake

Jake is the sweetest most caring person you'll ever meet he will tell you look great even if yu don't he will say he loves yu no mater what he will lose friends for you if you have him as a boyfriend or best friend or even friend make sure to hold on to him and never let you he makes your life complete and makes your world turn sometimes lies are spread about him but you clarify with him what happened and yu know he would never lie

I love you so much Jake.

by Littlelilly September 18, 2017

Jake

"Jake" is a shorter version of One who's being a Massive Massive Massive Bell End.

Look here, you're kinda being a Jake right now!

Look here you're kinda being a Massive Massive Massive Bell End chap.

by Psuto-under June 12, 2017

jake

The worlds largest dumbass. Usually on the hockey team; Jakes are very prone to bullying other kids. They have no self respect, nor any respect for women. They tend to drive trucks, or Mustangs; obviously to compensate.

If you ever met a Jake, slap him and run for your life... Or steal their hat, they always wear hats.

Guy #1: Yo, you see that Jake over there?
Guy #2: Yeah he's a dick

by jakelloyd November 10, 2017