Ghetto Microwave

1. A microwave that doesn't have buttons but a dial instead and makes a ding sound when done. Also burns hot dogs.
2. Also can be used to describe something that sucks

1. My ghetto microwave broke down... Again.

2. Damn! This is so ghetto like Chris's microwave!

by AsianD3fin3r March 29, 2009

Ghetto einstein

The smartest person in the projects, the one all the people go to see when they have a question

"Yo Latroy, how we change the battery in da whip?"
"I dunno LaMarcus, what I look like, The Ghetto Einstein?"

by WhiteRichie September 13, 2020

ghetto heights

or GH) slang for glendale heights, a western suburb of chicago near carol stream and bloomingdale. Notorious for not havin any cops around and being jam packed with minorities. Parties there will guaranteed not get busted by cops, so a bunch of high school minorities always host house parties there that usually end with half the people drunken slobs and the other half high as hell. Ride through and find people sitting on their lawn chairs smokn a joint. CS cops always say they can bust shit there, but its untouchable. Friendly place though, def stop by next time ur on ur way to Costco.

kid 1: "damn that party was the shit. I was high as hell, but i remember people were playing bp off closet doors on the front lawn, wale played all night and the icehouse was warm."

kid 2:"sounds like someone had a night in the ghetto heights!"

by thatkidwholivesortanearchi November 19, 2010

Ghetto-Schooner

any car that is riding on wheels so big that it looks like it has wagon wheels and has greater than normal ride hight.

That camaro with the 32"s is a Ghetto-Schooner

by Calvin McClusky August 24, 2008

Ghetto Limo

Referred to as the bus, or the ghetto limo.

A "classier way" to refer to the bus.

Kid #1 - " Ayo dude,you got a ride for later?"

Kid #2 - "Hell Nah Nigga, I'm riding the ghetto limo"

by bitchi'mill. August 8, 2009

Ghetto Guzzle

The act of drinking a 40oz beer in 5 seconds or less to avoid incarceration for public consumption of alcohol. Usually involves law enforcement presence.

Me and my homey's were hangin' at the 7-11, getting our smoke and drink on, when up pulled the fuzz.. we had to Ghetto Guzzle our 40's and book it out of there!

by Carsan07 February 10, 2010

ghetto stream

When a friend screen shares a game on skype

Im too scared to play SOMA myself, so I had a friend ghetto stream it for me

by MFerJones January 27, 2016