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Callum

by saltytoaster December 23, 2019
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Callum

by Meowshka April 3, 2020
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Callum Anderson

He is VERY special and licks his spiders baby’s cousins nieces hair on a daily bassis he is also Very very small
Look out Callum Anderson is going to lick my hair run !
by Blamay October 23, 2019
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Callum Tetris

Tricking someone into believing something untrue for an extended amount of time.
"Do you remember that Callum Tetris we did a few weeks back?"
by Dr. Fortnite Sheen May 1, 2020
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Callum

A derogatory term normally used by people of high intellect and/or high social status. This term is utilised by prosperous people to depict a white male who carries out vicious attacks on racial minorities especially ones whose name begin with the letter ‘R’.
“Did you hear about the delinquency that was enacted down the road towards a short negroid?”
-“Affirmative, the imbecile who carried out that hooliganism is a real callum!”
by Lord Ohwontoohofor June 8, 2018
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Callum

Callum is a great guy to be friends with. He's nicknamed 'small' but is actually small. Overall you should be lucky to be friends with him as he will be your friend forever. He's also a sweaty boi.
Me: Honestly I'm really lucky to have met Callum
Long lank: Ikr he's such a nice kid
by gam3ral June 17, 2019
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