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Brandon

He’s a big rapist and lives with a Hannah banana most of the time and always try’s to get all Zoe’s cake but Zoe’s speedy quick and runs away his kids are always screeming
Do you hear a fire alarm going off Brandon... no that’s just my kids crying
by Zoeeeeeee1233 January 20, 2020
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A skinny dickbreath who smells worse than hot garbage.
Danielle: "Did you see Brandon?"

Sarah: "No, but I smelled burning trash and ballsack breath so I knew he was close by."
by brandondickbreath February 1, 2020
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Brandon, they can be a real trouble maker but can somehow sometimes get out of it they can have big mood swings at times as well. They think they’re better than everyone else and have a short temper although never is anyone actually threatened by him.
Is that a Brandon?
And here comes Brandon.
by Nbd February 6, 2020
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A complete dumb ass makes life hell when u do any thing that you can be made fun of for he will take advantage
Brandon is a bitch
by Dicks out for harrambe April 14, 2020
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Tall sexy and athletic. Your typical “Troy Bolton” high school crush. Great kisser. Big lips and good jawline, brown hair, and blue eyes. Has tan skin and glowing skin. Very strong and pretty skinny. Such a ladies man. Not an F boy and he is very loyal. You will wish you were dating him
Brandon is so hot
by hollaatme April 18, 2020
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Brandon is an okay person.... he’s a-bit of a wankerand a massive pervert he is in love with Brooke Busbyand Carmen Kassia
brandon: I love you Carmen

Carmen: no...
by rexoc1237281! April 20, 2020
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Someone with an incredibly small penis
Person 1: would you date brad?
Person 2: I would, but I heard he’s a bit of a Brandon.
by BigBoyGamer March 5, 2020
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