Brandon

Small Asian guy with hair longer than my dick.

Brandon is Brandon

by Small Dick Boi February 04, 2019

Brandon

The WORST FRIEND EVER to have. Ugly,fat,looks like Patrick the damn star and has the iq of a rock.

Brandon has fat teeth.

by Higma February 11, 2019

Brandon

A lad who's been slapped in the face by dog dick.

I'm such a Brandon...but I love it really.

by KatieNotKatrina February 21, 2016

Brandon

He has a large ego, small dick, many pubes, and a dad body with double D tits. A complete thundercunt that dates an alien, and is fake as fuck.

Rebecca: Wow I have some competition
Jamie: Of what
Rebecca: Brandon's tits are almost as big as mine

by BrandonsFuckingTits November 11, 2018

Brandon

Has the big gay

Man, this kid named Brandon has the big gay

by Jsbdbe October 25, 2018

Brandon

Brandons are the most amazing guys you will ever meet. Usually know for their really massive dicks (🍆) they are exteremly caring and sweet as well as fun. Brandons appear like assholes and meanies, but the people closest to them know deep down they're sweethearts

Friend 1: All the girls are always going after him, why?

Friend 2: Because he's a Brandon

Friend 3: You know they say about Brandons?

All: Big Dicks and even bigger hearts

by Look at me bitch October 07, 2019

Brandon

Brandon is usually associated with a fat, dorrito eating hacker who would try anything to be a tough guy

Bro, don't act like such a Brandon

by Lekker Stuk Vleis September 30, 2018