dooky ring

The circle of crusty, unwashed, hard to reach shit residue that surrounds someone's asshole.

Brad: Yo, you finally tried tossing the salad with Michelle last night?
Tony: Hell no, that girl got a dooky ring! I ain't going in all that!

by Will.B.Watching August 9, 2016

Ring Burster

A Northern term for a homosexual.

Haway Gary man ya ring burster, hurry the fuck up.

by Flashback2006 February 2, 2023

rubber ring

the inner ring of your asshole
can be ripped (aka stunk out)

yeah you know that little inner ring you have?
yeah thats your rubber ring

by goatse.info June 11, 2018

disengagement ring

A ring of visible coke residue around one or both nostrils, resulting in unfortunate consequences, such as losing a fiancé etc.

You hear Steve's girl kicked him out of the house? Apparently he come home at 6 am with some fat disengagement rings round his schnozz...

by B-Ly4real November 29, 2015

Ring Snog

Someone that likes to snog bum whole with or without tongues.

Harley don't be such a ring snogger and give that guy his wallet back.

by elshorshino June 8, 2011

Ring Burn

What happens 2 days after drinking your friends homemade chilli pickle juice. On the day of the drinking a chilli seed gets stuck in the throat and gives you painful chilli sneezes. Day 2 the remnants of chilli juice and seeds are passed through the anus. It burns as if Mr T had just penetrated you anally with tobasco sauce on his dick. The smell afterwards is ungodly and will take several hours to dissipate.

Joe had Ring Burn after drinking Chris and Caitys chilli pickle juice. He used a full bottle of cologne in the bathroom!

by Two Spoon Destroyer November 18, 2020

rhino ring

Large arse, the size of a rhinoceros's backside.

''Did you see the rhino ring on Suzi tonight? Any bigger and she won't get through the door''.

by DinoFlintstone November 19, 2016